Hola ok so it's my first fiction thingy please no flames I beg you….umm sooo I hope you enjoy this it's a short drabble of my random and overactive imagination. Oh yeah I don't own any characters jinko is a creation from my friend and the others are naruto.
The Counselor
Pairing: shinoxIno if you dont like the pairing then dont read
Jinko: Hello I'm Jinko! I'll be your marriage counselor this month!
Shino: hn.
Ino: You can see the problem…WE NEVER TALK!!!
Shino: You yell…
Jinko: (scribbles stuff on her clipboard) Uh huh and how does that make you feel Ino?
Ino: It makes me upset. I come home from work and he only says hn.
Shino: …hn…
Ino: YOU SEE!
Jinko: Shino how does Ino make you feel?
Shino: hn…
Ino: I thought you loved me…?
Shino: (takes off his glasses) I do love you.
Ino: then how come you only talk to me except every week at the end of the month?
Shino: …some of my kikai are girls…
Ino: …I don't get it?
Shino: Pms…
JInko: (continues to write on her clipboard nodding her head) mmm hmm
Ino: Whait… what are you writing…(snatches the clipboard from Jinko) dysfunctional…overreactive…LOUD MOUTH….CREEPY BUG GUY!! I'LL KILL YOU!
Shino: Umm…Ino sweetie calm down
Ino: She called you creepy bug guy!
Shino: So? We just won't pay her…
Jinko: What! YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!! ( kill one of Shinos bugs on accident) …
Shino: (stand still)…Ino…wait outside
Ino: okay
Jinko: insert nervous laughter here
Shino: ….