Macau: due to the privacy issues, most members of the survey are covered with 马赛克 or censored. So is the background.
[a blurry yellow and blue background appears on the screen]
China: Hey! My face is blurry! My face is destroyed!
South Africa: Eek! A weird blurry face alien person!
Mexico: Aaaah! Chupacabras!
everyone: Aaaaargh! Blurry faced people!
Macau: Ok, so here's the fanfic
Dear future boss
Dear future boss,
Here's the things you'll need to know
To go down in my history
Organize my state,
Call yourself the great
And don't forget the parades
On every anniversary.
Cause if you treat me great
I'll be the perfect state.
Buyin' exports
Buy buyin' all your sorts.
You gotta know how to invade
But try to negotiate
So don't expect me to be drenched in violence and hate
I never learned to fight
But I can seige all right
Sing along with me sing along with me.
You gotta know how to treat me like your baby
Even when I'm wrecked, embrace me
And tell me everything's all right.
Dear future boss
Here's a few things you'll need to know
If you wanna go down in my history
Dear future boss
If you want that special treatment
Say I'm you're one and only every night
After every fight, just keep a little quiet.
And maybe then you should listen to me talk alright.
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong.
Why punish me, why why punish me.
You gotta know how to treat me like your baby.
Even when I'm wrecked embrace me,
Tell me everything's alright.
Dear future boss,
Here's the things you'll need to know,
If you wanna go down in my history:
Dear future boss
Please don't ever leave me alone and crying.
No, you can not put that girl you hit on over me.
I'll be saying around the house what I want
Don't beat me for little things and you might get some
Puppy love
Please don't eat all from my plate,
Leave enough or more for me.
Build my economy
Build my economy.
You gotta know how to treat me like your baby.
Even when I'm wrecked embrace me,
Tell me everything's alright.
Dear future boss,
Here's the things you'll need to know
To go down in my history.
Oh~ future boss better rule me right.