(A/N) No flames please. This is my first fan fiction
Bold- Kyubi talking
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I do own Hatake Obito, Kimiko, Ryoichi, Keiko, Yoji, Minoru, Kazuhiro, Mika, Koichi, Mari, Kiyoshi, and Ryosuke.
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During the night in Konoha there were four new babies being brought into the world. Then you hear the chatter of two young shinobi and their sensei.
"So how did you guys escape your wives?" asked Naruto.
"How do you think, Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
"Calm down you two. Do you want them to hear us?" said Kakashi with a worried look on his face.
"Uh, Kakashi Sensei, that's the first time I've ever seen you worried, like you'll shit yourself any minute now." said Naruto with a grin on his face.
"I'm worried that if Kurenai figures out I've used a shadow clone she'll kill me and burn my Icha Icha books." said Kakashi nervously.
"I wouldn't be smiling if I were you Naruto, because if Hinata finds out that you used a shadow clone, your dead." said Sasuke with a big smirk on his face.
"How can Hinata hurt me Sasuke?" asked Naruto confidently.
"Well Naruto, what he means is that if she finds out that you used a shadow clone she'll get you with her byakugan, and from there on your as good as dead." said Kakashi.
"You guys worry to much." said Naruto.
"I just hope Sakura doesn't kill me for what I asked the doctor to do to her and it will be worse if she finds out about my shadow clone." said Sasuke in a shaky voice.
"Well what exactly did you ask the doctor?" Kakashi asked curiously.
"All I asked was if they had something that would knock her out or something because I thought she was going to break my hand with that Kung Fu grip she has." said Sasuke.
"You know Sasuke that is something I would expect Naruto to say, but not you." said Kakashi.
"What do you mean something I would say." said Naruto with an angry look on his face.
"You know good and well what I mean." said Kakashi.
"I'm not stupid." said Naruto.
"No one said you were. You have a guilty consciences or something." said Sasuke.
"Just shut up Sasuke." said Naruto angrily.
"Cool it you two. Do you want to get us caught." Asked Kakashi nervously looking around.
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Crap, I'm dead." said Naruto in a shaky voice. "I'll be right there in a second honey."
'Come on Kyubi help me out here.' Naruto mentally begged.
"Sorry kit, you're on your own when it comes to facing your wife." Kyubi said. Even he was scared of her at the moment.
'What do you mean on my own? You said you would help me through any kind of obstacle.' Naruto whined.
"Well you see I thought I was ruthless until I saw the dark side of your wife and boy was I wrong, and there is no way I can be as scary as your wife." Kyubi said.
"Thanks a lot." Naruto responded sarcastically.
"You're welcome kit." Kyubi said.
Naruto gave up and ran to his wife's room. Meanwhile, Sasuke and Kakashi kept talking.
"Hey Kakashi, for Naruto to be Hokage he's pretty dumb, don't you think?" said Sasuke with a big smile on his face.
"I wouldn't be the one smiling, because you the one who's an idiot for asking the doctor that question." said Kakashi.
SASUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE, YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Be there in a sec Sakura." Sasuke yelled in a scared tone of voice. "I'll see you later Kakashi-sensei." Then he whispered "If I'm still alive" to himself and ran to Sakura's room.
"Well I better pray for Sasuke because of the hell he's probably going to go through, and I better pray for Naruto because who knows what Hinata might do to him." Kakashi mused.
"BYAKUGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi heard.
"Yep knew it." Kakashi said with a little chuckle. Then he heard more.
"NO, HINATA PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-EIGHT PALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She'll get him back even worse when they get back from the hospital." Kakashi thought to himself.
"Well I better get back to Kurenai before I face a fate worse than death." said Kakashi as he was thinking about his Icha Icha books again, then vanished in a cloud of smoke.
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Twelve years later...
"Hey sis what's going on today, uh I-I mean Hana-sensei?" asked Obito.
"Since yesterday was the graduation I am going to announce the new teams today." said Hana.
Six teams later………
"Team Seven will consist of Hatake Obito, Uchiha Kimiko…"
"Yes, I'm on the same team with Obito." said Kimiko.
"… and last but not least, Uzumaki Ryoichi." announced Hana.
"Crap, I'm on the same team as that annoying Ryoichi." said Kimiko in a sad tone of voice.
Hatake Obito is just like his father, Kakashi. He has the sharigan eyes but he doesn't know how to use it yet and he has black hair like his mother, Kurenai. Obito trains with his father so he can work on his secret technique, the chidori, and so he can improve on his genjutsu as well.Uchiha Kimiko is a spitting image of her mother, Sakura, but she carries the sharigan eye from her father, Sasuke, which she doesn't know how to use either. Uzumaki Ryoichi is very similar to his father, Naruto, loud and obnoxious, has blue eyes, and two whisker marks on each of his cheeks. And from is mother's side, Hinata, he can use the byakugan and he has black spiky hair.
"Team Eight will consist of Nakashima Keiko, Akimichi Yoji, and Aburame Minoru." announced Hana.
Keiko is not at all like her mother and father, Ino and Sai, because she is slightly shy, except for her blonde hair and ninjutsu she picked up from her mother, and her quick like abilities from her father. Yoji is just like his father, Choji, he likes to eat. He loves his mom's, Mariko's, cooking Minoru is just like his father, Shino, because he uses insects and is a little bit like his mother, Reiko, because she is a smartass.
"Dang, I was hoping to be on Ryoichi's team." said Keiko sadly.
"I wonder what we're having for dinner tonight?" Yoji asked himself.
"What a fat ass." said Minoru.
"Team Nine will consist of last year's number one leaf village rookie, Hyuga Kazuhiro, Inuzuka Mika, and Lee Koichi." announced Hana.
"I wonder how weak this year's rookies are." said Kazuhiro hastily.
"Who cares." said Mika.
"Just stay focused." said Koichi.
Kazuhiro is like his father, Neji, he doesn't care unless he gets the job finished, and he can use the byakugan and has black hair like his mother, Tenten. Mika is more caring and careful like her mother, Sumiko, and has no markings on her face like her father, Kiba, but she does have a dog partner and her name is Chizuko. Koichi is like his father, Rock Lee, he excels well in taijutsu but like his mother, Miyuki, he can use ninjutsu but very little.
"And last but not least is Team Ten, and they consist of Nara Mari, Inuzuka Kyoishi, and Uchiha Ryosuke." announced Hana.
Mari looks like her mother, Temari, but has long black hair and has the ability to think on her feet and do the same kind of jutsu as her father, Shikamaru. Kiyoshi is just like his father and nothing like his mother, Kiba and Sumiko, overconfident and thinks he can overcome just about any obstacle. He also has a dog partner and his name is Tsutomu. Ryosuke is a spitting image of his father Sasuke and is able to detect genjutsu like his mother, Sakura. His father also helped him to awaken the sharigan and he is now able to use it unlike Obito and his twin sister Kimiko.
"Settle down, settle down." Hana said. She waited for the entire class to settle down before she started talking again. "Tomorrow you are to report to your given locations to meet your jonin instructor. For now ya'll are dismissed." Hana announced. Then everybody filed out as fast as they could.
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I know the beginning sucked a little, but trust me it will get better. I want at least 3 reviews before I update.