A/N: Yay, my first KH Fanfic! I was waiting for this day to come! *trumpets sound* Okay so, just to warn you guys, there is swearing and yaoi references so this fic is rated accordingly. No lemons in the Orgy Meetings though … but this is just a series of stories about my OC Lielex and, of course, the cast of Organization XIII (including Xion, excluding Riku). So my point is, in another story I do, sometime in the near or far future when I don't have exams shoved down my throat every Wednesday and Friday, I will probably write a lemon and, depending on my mood, it might be an AU. Also, btw, my personal views on lemons is that it's not entirely worth reading if it's senseless smut (unless that's what you're lookin' for), so I'll need a story-line to make it work … don't kill me(?) But for the Orgy meetings (which will be in this story as chapters but none of the meetings will have anything to do with each other) just enjoy the stupid arguments, random comments, some lime moments, glomping, a frustrated Xemnas, an even more frustrated Saïx, and something about ducks …
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the random topics, the character Lielex and her somebody Ellie, and my perverted mind …
Square Enix, take it away …
SE: WE OWN KINGDOM HEARTS BITCHES!
Warnings: Like I said-yaoi, stupidity, language, OOC-ing, more stupidity and later on fanservice, blah, blah, blah …
KH: Orgy Meetings 1
"This is the new you …"
ELLIE
LIELEX
"Okay … so, um, who are you again?"
…
... more silence …
"Okay, then …"
Organization Member XV:
Everyone gathered in the white room full of high chairs, Xemnas (the superior) sitting in the topmost with Xigbar and Saïx on either side of him. The other seats were filled with members III to XIII, number XIV sitting in a little brown chair pulled up for her by Xaldin and Lexaeus. Their newest member, number XV, stood in front of them all with her hood pulled up to cover most of her facial features and a small, sky-blue locket hanging around her neck.
An empty seat started fading in slowly and, though no one could see it, the girl smirked, her head full of vain thoughts of 'Ha! Take that Xion!' Xemnas then held his hand towards the seat, acknowledging it as hers and her smirk grew wider. She then pulled down her hood to reveal deep, purple eyes sparkling with mischief and pale pink hair that traveled into her coat and seemed to have no end. Then she opened her mouth:
"Let's get this party started!"
Most of the members grinned at that exclamation, the widest smirks belonging to numbers II, VIII, and XI. She took her place on the seat belonging to her (don't ask how) and the meeting began.
"Let's get introductions done since we really have nothing better to do …" Xemnas stated, then cleared his throat.
"I'll begin. I am Xemnas also known as Superior and if you know what's good for you, you won't twist my name into something vulgar or stupid …"
Most of the members snickered at that comment, knowing full well what he meant and who he directed that at.
"My power is Nothingness, my weapons are the Ethereal Blades, and my orders are absolute! That's all you need to know."
Xigbar was next:
"I'm Xigbar and number II … you know? I'm tired of introductions; just know who I am and maybe I won't kill you. Oh, by the way, my weapons are my Arrow Guns and my power is space."
Then Xaldin:
"I'm Xaldin otherwise known as number III. My power is wind and weapons are my six Lances."
Then Vexen:
"Do I really have to do this? Urgh, fine. I'm number IV, Vexen, stay away from me and just might avoid getting either blown up or melted. My weapon is my Shield and my power is ice."
Then Lexaeus:
"…." Which translates to 'I'm number V, Lexaeus, and my power is earth and my weapon is my Axe Sword.'
Then Zexion:
"Hello. My name is Zexion and I'm number VI. My power is-"
"Using illusions and your weapon is that damn book you carry around, yadda, yadda, next!" Axel yelled. Zexion glared at him before huffing and returning to some random-ass book while the Lexicon was tucked under his arm.
Then Saïx:
"I'm Saïx also known as number VII. My power comes from the moon and my weapon is the Claymore. Also know that, being Superior's advisor, I assign the missions and I refuse to deal with anymore slackers *looks at Demyx* so keep your act clean and we won't have any problems," he grunted.
Then Axel:
"Name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Memorize it. There are three things you should know about me:
First, my power is fire, 'cause I'm so hot!
*snort*
Second, my weapons are my Chakrams
Third, it's best not to piss me off. I happen to have a very hot temper as well.
And last but not least, Roxy's mine, so don't touch him. Got it memorized?"
Roxas shot him a glare for the possessive comment while Xigbar sighed and added his own two cents. "That was four things, fucktard!" "Shut up, old man, I got my point across," Axel yelled back, flipping Xigbar off before Saïx called for silence.
Then Demyx was next: "Hi! So, I'm Demyx and my power is water. Oh, and by the way, this *pulls out Sitar* is my weapon … so no touchy. And since Axel got to make his comment, I also want to say no touchy for Zexion too … that's it! Oh, and it's nice to meet you by the wa-"
"Okay, shut up Demyx, you talk too much," Zexion shouted, his face completely red. Demyx just smirked; glad to know he got a reaction.
Then it was Luxord:
"I'm Luxord, my power is time and my weapons are Cards," he said in a bit of a perky manner. Lielex just made a face at his accent, not really even catching what he said but assuming he was introducing himself since whatever he said sounded suspiciously like something about ducks …
Then Marluxia:
"I'm Marluxia ..." he drawled, licking his lips. Lielex was thoroughly creeped out by then. "My weapon is my Scythe and *flips hair* I … have FLOWER POWER!" …
Moving on to Larxene:
"Okay, look! I don't really give a shit about any of you any way so let's just get this straight new girl; don't talk to me, don't bother me, don't think about me until you earn my approval, alright?" she snapped.
"So basically her power is lightning, her weapons are her kunai, and if you not careful she'll kill you slowly with both," Marluxia explained. Larxene just rolled her eyes.
Then Roxas spoke:
"So, um, I'm Roxas (Axel: Don't forget, he's mine!) … anyway, I'm Roxas. My power is light and my weapon is the Keyblade …"
Then Xion-
Never mind, she's in the corner with her hood up, being emo.
Lielex straightened up then it was her turn to speak:
"Okay, well, this has been an interesting experience meeting you all. Frankly, though, I didn't really catch most of it especially Luxord and his … whatever it was about ducks and time machines. So anyway, I'm Lielex, your new number XV, my power is sound and my weapon is my locket (K-CM: I'll explain how she uses it later), not to mention my temper's as violent as a starved lion so if you bother me too much, I won't hesitate to take Xigbar's guns and shoot you in the face …"
More silence …
"… I like her!" Axel said, laughing hysterically.
"She's a total bitch!" Larxene yelled grudgingly.
"Like you have room to talk," Marluxia droned, staring at his nails like they were the most interesting things in the world.
Xemnas just sighed; annoyed with the idiots he had working under him. Then he waved his hand at Saïx as an order and the Luna diviner obeyed, shouting for everyone to get out and get back to work. Lielex hopped down from her chair, pulling her hip-length hair out of her coat and readying herself for her first mission … whatever it'll be.
*Behind the Scenes*
"Lielex: Holy crud-monkeys, it's a camera!
Roxas: Crud-monkeys …? Really? *rolls eyes*
Lielex: That, my good friends, was my first Orgy Meeting!
Axel: You certainly made it interesting …
Demyx: Hey Liely, your hair's kinda like Marly's …
Lielex: 0.0 *faints*
Axel: *poke*
Roxas: Dem, I think you killed her …
Marluxia: What was that about my perfect hair?
All: GO AWAY MARLY!
Marluxia: *sigh* fine …
Demyx: *strums Sitar*
Zexion: Cut that out …
Demyx: Zexy! *glomp*
Lielex: *get's up and walks away all emo-like before going to sit in a corner and grow mushrooms*
Zexion: Hey, that's my job …
Tamaki: No, it's mine!
All: O_O
Roxas: Wasn't this supposed to be a behind the scenes story?
Axel: *wraps arms around Roxas* I bet they wanna go behind our scenes, Roxy …
Zexion *eye twitch*
Kaoru-chibimaster: Aww …
SEK-CMA/N (Super Epic Kaoru-ChibiMaster Author Note):
Okay, so I said I'd explain how Liel's locket functions as a weapon. It's quite simple actually. She just channels her powers of sound through the locket while it's open to create a wave sharp enough to cut heartless … and people … and not-so-much-people … Other than that, she'll just use her power to blast your ears out. She can also hide any sound she makes when she wants and has an ear for tuning instruments (so, of course, she's close friends with Demyx).
Anyway … review please, I wanna know how I did …
*goes back to screaming at DSi cause Roxas keeps dying*