Hey You, Beer Me

by Nox Ortus

In the season 19 episode "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" Homer has Lionel Richie sing "Say You, Say Me" but about beer. They only sing the chorus so I went ahead and wrote an entire "Hey you, Beer me" song. Song based on "Say you, Say Me" by Lionel Richie

[Chorus:]
Hey you, beer me
Beer me for always, that's the way it should be
Hey you, beer me
Beer us together, naturally

I had a beer, I had an awesome beer
People in the park drinking beer in the dark
And what they drank was a amber brew
And from behind the bar room walls a keg was running out

[Chorus]

Hey you, beer me
Beer me for always, that's the way it should be
Hey you, beer me
Beer us together, naturally

As we go down life's lonesome highway
Seems the hardest thing to do is to find a beer or two
A helping hand – bartenders who understand
and when you feel you've lost your way
You've got bouncers there to say I'll show you out

[Chorus]

Hey you, beer me
Beer me for always, that's the way it should be
Hey you, beer me
Beer us together, naturally

So you think you know the best brew - oh no
'cause the whole bar has got you drinking
That's right - I'm telling you
It's time to start leaving - oh yes
Leaving this damn bar - you can't drive that car!

[Chorus]

Hey you, beer me
Beer me for always, that's the way it should be
Hey you, beer me
Beer us together, naturally