Anemies: No! I don't want to!

Hikaru: C'mon! Will you just hurry up? We'll be late for our club!

Kaoru: Ane-chan! Please hurry up already!

Anemies: B-but….

(twins cracked and started to throw things directly to me and hit directly to my face)

Anemies: Fine. I don't own Ouran! (Raises the white flag)Help! I'm bleeding!

Twins: YAY!!!! Disclaimers Rock! The pain of others! Yahahahaha!

Dirty Little Secret

Chapter 1: Fan fiction?

At Homeroom Time:

"Haruuuhhiii!" they cried in unison as they trapped their favorite toy in their arms.

"Hikaru. Kaoru. Can't you just greet me in a normal way?" the pissed-off tone asked.

"But Haruhi! This is our normal way of greeting you!" they defended.

"What did I do to offend God to deserve this cruel punishment?" Haruhi thought.

"Ne? Haruhi, have you heard of "OK"?" Hikaru excitedly exclaimed.

"No. And I don't have any time nor interest to know." she sharply replied.

"No way! You haven't heard of him before?" Kaoru sarcastically commented.

"Besides, who has a name for "OK"? Is it some rich transfer student or something?"Haruhi asked. Not even showing a tiny bit of interest.

The twins began to laugh hysterically.

"W-What's so funny?"

"Poor, innocent, little Haruhi! No one in the world would name anyone OK….!" Hikaru cried.

"….Obviously, "OK" is just a codename, an alias for exact." Kaoru continued.

"So? Why do I care?" she asked, as she had her I-don't-care-so-don't-bother-me- face.

The twins swiftly put out a laptop and appeared to be showing something of it. Of course, Haruhi couldn't clearly see it since they were rubbing it off in front of her face.

"Ugh! Enough! Just let me take a look at it and leave me be, alright?" Haruhi commanded.

When she turned her head to see what was on it, she….

"A fan fiction?" the only word she uttered.

"Haruhi! Don't be so disrespectful! This is not any normal-kind fan fiction..."Kaoru stated.

"Huh...don't care!" Haruhi coldly announced. As she puts aside the laptop.

"Listen, Haruhi! Could you just give it a try and read it? Hikaru "kindly" requested.

"Why in the world would I do that?"she asked.

"Because you'll be able to make us happy?" they cried as they put on their puppy-dog eyes.

"Haha. Think again!"

"Even if we promise you that we won't bother you so much?" they asked.

"So these guys were aware that they were bugging me?! Wait! This means I have more time to study and finally get some time peacefully? Well…" she thought.

"I guess…it's just a fan fiction, right? There's nothing else?" she asked frustrated tone.

"Of course! But after you read it, tell us what you think, ok? Or else the deal is off!" the two ordered in perfect unison. "And we'll llet you borrow the laptop until you finish reading."

"Fine. Whatever." She answered and shoved the laptop inside her bag.

The day past by pretty nicely after that. She seemed to have forgotten about who was "ok". She probably did, since she had no interest in finding out the first place, after all.

Welcome! Everyone! This is Anemies' Melancholy!

Twins: Ugh! Why do have to attend this stupid thing? So boring!

Kyouya: Coz I told you to do so. Your guesting in fan fictions has increased our customers and if we keep this going, we'll end up having a new record. So do your best!

Anemies: um…wha-

Kyouya: Asking questions is not in our contract. We'll be adding extra charge per questions.

Anemies: Wait! I haven't finish yet! I wasn't gonna ask anything!? Besides, you were supposed to promote my work! And frankly, you're not doing a very good job at it!

Tamaki: Oh Sorry, Author-san! But the bond of this story which feels through every ladies' fragile heart will sure melt whil-

Anemies: Oh! Tamaki! Please put a shove it! And just promote this to get this nightmare over with!

Tamaki sulks in a corner.

Haruhi: I'll do it!sighs Everyone! Listen up! Who is this "ok" guy and what mayhem will it bring to the host club? Why was it so important that I have to read it and waste my time?

Anemies: Oh God! Please kill me! Spare me this pain! (faints)