"Hello and welcome to the first episode of Pranking Olympus! Here we prank anyone connected to Olympus" I take in the cheers. "Today I am pranking Thailia Grace, Hunter of Artemis!" I said, listening to the now roaring crowd. "Where is she, Tori?"
"Camp" replied Tori from behing the monitor.
"Let's head on out!" I said, disappearing with the crew.
We hid behind a bush. Well, the crew was. I laid on Thailia's bed. The Hunters walked in and stared at me.
"Hey, babe!" I said. The Hunters now stared at Thailia.
"It's not…" said Thailia, blushing. I walked up and put my arm around her. She pushed me away but I held on.
"Oh…don't deny it, baby!" I said. Thailia shot a fart arrow at me but I dodged it..
"I. Don't. Love. You" said Thailia through clenched teeth.
"Yuppers, you do!" I assured her.
She stepped forward and I came close to her. That's when she lost it!
She loaded three arrows and shot at me as I dived from the cabin.
"Let's go back to set!" I said. We appeared in my beloved set. "Fun, eh?" I asked the camera.
That's when the Hunters appeared. Styx!
"KILL 'IM!" roared Thailia. That's when all Hades broke lose.
Arrows flew everywhere. I got hit with five and others just tugged my hair out!
I disappeared and re-appeared on Olympus. Artemis was there. "I heard about what you did" said Artemis.
"I-it was just a joke!" I complained.
"Now you must stand before the Olympian Council" said Artemis.
"STYX!" I yelled.
"We now question Derek for his case of…pranking Thailia?" asked Zeus, getting confused.
"Watch the show" said Artemis re-playing the show. Then I realized Tia was still filming.
"Someone shoulda told me I was on TV 'cause I woulda worn my good toga!" roared Zeus.
"SORRY!" said Artemis.
"Very well. Why did you…prank…Thailia?"asked Zeus, obviously still confused.
"'Cause it's for my show!" I responded.
"Wow…Now, could this have done any harm?" asked Zeus.
"No!" I responded, almost yelling.
"Well-it's about to! You must now prank Immortal beings! Now, BE GONE!"
"Well, now I'm interviewing Thailia about her being pranked! What did this cause?" I asked.
"I got kicked from the Hunt" said Thailia.
"He, he!" I laughed. She tried her best to strangle me but she was chained to the wall.
"I AM a Hunter of Artemis. Watch YOUR BACK!" roared Thailia.
"Mokay" I said calmly.
"RAHH!" she roared, trying to break the chains with her teeth.
"We'll rap this up now! I am Derek Douglas, see you next week!"
Sorry it was short! Really every Monday I'm gonna post a new episode. Here's the peoples you could choose from to be pranked next! Here's the list!
Zeus
Typhon
Artemis
Kronos
Oceanus
Percy and Annabeth
Poseidon
Hades
Hecta
Me!(I know how I will do it….)
Kristen
Aphrodite
Athena
Ares
These are the people I'll do for the first seson. One I won't but still. Now press the little blue button the arrow's pointing to!
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