Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight , if I did Edward would have never left.
Twilight is owned by Stephanie Meyer and Summit Entertainment.

Summary: Post Breaking Dawn. Edward has the flu. Charlie knows everything.

WHAT?!

Edward'sPOV

Forks, Washington

As I drove to the grocery store for the umpteenth time for Alice, I frowned.
For some od reason I wasn't feeling well, which is impossible because I'm a
vampire and there's absolutely noway I can get sick. Unless maybe, probably
not. I pulled into the parking lot, then went into the store to pick the items
Alice needed. She had insisted that I went. My mind drifted off to earlier
that morning.

Flashback:

"Alice, where's Nessie and Bella," I asked as my sister danced into the
kitchen where I was fixing breakfast for my daughter. Alice looked at me then
her eyes went blank.

Ugh! That is something I did not need to see. Alice giggled at my
expression.

You should your face it's funny, she thought, then dodged out of
the way before I could grab her. Come on every girls father does this, it,
well I guess you could call it tradition in a way. Alice shrugged.

Present:

So that's what I'm doing shopping for girl stuff, wonderful. Fortunately I
have a very good memory and am very fast, though I don't need to be too fast
in the store. This is embrassing, I'm pretty sure that if Emmett sees me bring
the Tampax home he'll never let me see the light of day again. Oh there it is,
now I can go home. My phone buzzed, thanks Alice.

"Yes?" I said.

"You'll need to pick up Midol as well and other medicine," Alice replied.

"Fine. Bye, Alice." I hung up. Now on to the medicine aisle. Found the Midol, now what else ddid she say to pick up? Great I'm getting a headache. I wonder if there is anything to cure a headache for vampires. Hmm, I may ask Carlisle about that. Now I can go home.

I went up to the checkout and paid for my groceries when the cashier looked
at me,

'Hmm he doesn't look well. I wonder if he's feeling okay,' she thought. "Excuse me sir, but are you okay?"

"Yeah, just a headache," I replied. I went and put my stuff in the car and as I climbed into the driver's seat, my phone buzzed again. "Yes Alice?"

"Jazz and I will be there in five minutes to take you home and Jazz can drive your car. No he won't hurt so stop whining."

Just as we hung up I suddenly felt like vomiting. Great cashier was right I don't feel good. Oh great. Here goes nothing. I ran to the nearby bushes and lost all my lunch I had during todays hunt.

'Come on Edward, let's go home so Carlisle can figure want is going on,' I hear Jasper's thoughts as he helped me into the car with a bucket just in case so I wouldn't mess up the seats.

Jazz got into the driver's seat my Volvo and drove home. I think I'm getting carsick, blech! I stuck my head down into bucket and puked. Yuck!! I hate being sick.

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A/N: This my second Twlight fanfic so please read and Review!!!

THANK YOU PHISH TACKO!!