Smart?
Mrs. Holmes handed back their math midterms for the AP algebra class today. Artie got a 98, which was no real surprise. He was rather smart. But what he wasn't expecting was that his girlfriend, Brittany Pierce, got a 95. He couldn't figure out how she got into the class in the first place, especially when she made comments like "you know dolphins are just gay sharks."
"Brittany, how did you get a 95 on the math test?" Artie asked when they went to his house after school.
"Well the test was easy," she said, shrugging.
"You realize that most, if not all, of the people at school think you're just a dumb cheerleader right," Artie said, "But that's not true is it?"
"Santana told me that in 8th grade, that boys don't like smart girls," Brittany explained. Artie hoisted himself out of his chair and on to the oversized arm chair in his living room. He beckoned for her to come over and sit down with him. "I just wanted people to like me, so I pretended to be dumb. It worked, people liked me, but I still got all A's. People just assumed that I slept with the teachers for the good grades, but I just studied."
"You know, I think its so sexy that you're smart," Artie said, running his hand up her leg.
"Really?" he replied. "People should see how smart my hot girlfriend is, they would try to get you away from me."
All Brittany could so is giggle and believe him.