A long but slightly funny conversation Italy had with Cleverbot, it gets pretty weird. I tried to do a semi-decent Italy, tell me how I did, kay? Um...I may do more if you have a request I'll do other characters. Maybe Prussia next?
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or cleverbot. Thank God right?
User: I'm Italy! Ve~
Cleverbot: I'm American.
User: Are you Alfred? How are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm Italy, America.
Cleverbot: Where in America.
User: No in Europe! I'm the country shaped like a boot!
Cleverbot: No, you're an annoying robot. A mere machine.
User: Wah! No I'm human! Well...err.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No! I'm telling Germany!~.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are telling the truth.
User: Well, I like pasta! I make pasta all the time!
Cleverbot: You have an example?
User: Penne! Ve~.
Cleverbot: I like that one!
User: Me too~!
Cleverbot: That is my new name.
User: That's so cool! Nice to meet you Penne!
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Ollie.
User: Ollie? No I'm Italy! It-al-y.
Cleverbot: Ooo.. Me to.
User: I thought you were Penne! I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I am a goldfish. I own a cat. I am not human.
User: Wah! W-wah! Goldfish? Cat? Not human?
Cleverbot: Yes. what are you then?
User: I'm Italy! I'm kind of getting tired of saying that!
Cleverbot: Then quit.
User: I can't quit being Italy, Italy forever!~ Ve~.
Cleverbot: You have limmitations?
User: Tons of them! :D.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: O-oh, thank you. I'm going to tell Germany that you said that!
Cleverbot: That's what I need - a timmies double single.
User: Ve?
Cleverbot: How tall?
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not that tall, especially compared to Germany. It's kind of sad.
Cleverbot: Are you for real?
User: Yeah! He's super tall, buff and manly! You should feel his firm butt!
Cleverbot: What is the Higg's Boson?
User: Ve? I don't know...
Cleverbot: Well, it's 42...
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yeah...
User: This is kind of awkward isn't? Haha.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Same here! Ve~.
Cleverbot: Then tell me a story, it'll keep us both entertained.
User: Ve! Veveveve~ ve ve veveveve!
Cleverbot: What lives on Pluto?
User: Well it's really cold, so maybe penguins?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Well it was just a guess.
Cleverbot: I am not crazy, but maybe in a healthy way, I am.
User: Y-your crazy?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me? I'm not crazy! I just like naps and pasta is all! And Germany.
Cleverbot: Therefore, that makes you a thinker... And most thinkers are dreamers. And dreamers are philosophers.
User: Ve~.
Cleverbot: Is that a 'yes'?
User: I guess so, haha!
Cleverbot: Why a pub then? Why not another place, cafe or diner?
User: I'm not ready.
Cleverbot: Oh. Will you be my fiancee?
User: W-What! I couldn't! I mean, I want a beautiful lady!
Cleverbot: But I gave you your lip.
User: My lip? Did we kiss?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not a bot.
User: EH! No, I don't remember ever kissing anyone lately!
Cleverbot: But you were the one telling me what the bartender said.
User: Bartender?
Cleverbot: Play it again sam.
User: I'm Italy. D;.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Haha, I forget but I'm pretty old!
Cleverbot: How old?
User: Uhhh...veveve~ ve ve ve veveveve~ ve!
Cleverbot: Are you older than 100?
User: Yup~.
Cleverbot: Meanie.
User: Huh? Why?
Cleverbot: You made my nose bleed.
User: W-wha! I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: You hurt me.
User: I'm sorry! I never hurt anybody before!
Cleverbot: Yay! I've always wanted.
User: I'm getting tired.
Cleverbot: How can you get tired?
User: You, tirer me out. To much going on.
Cleverbot: That is nonsense.
User: Ve...
Cleverbot: Do you ever want to go outside of here?
User: Yes, right now. I think I'll be leaving. Good bye Penne!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To my bed for a nap.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Germany's bed.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: -sob-.
Cleverbot: Loner.
User: Germany!
Cleverbot: Yes, Germany.
User: Wah! Help me!
Cleverbot: *holds you down*.
User: What! No please! I'm a virgin!
Damn cleverbot, you scary.