Legend of the Eds
Double D and Jimmy were about to fight when a black hole just opens in the middle of nowhere. Slam bam thud. "Who the crap are you?" Eddy asked. This person was actually a small wooden monster with a green hat and skirt. (for any of you who've played LoZ:MM you should know what I'm talking about.) "Eddy, don't be rude. What's your name little guy?" asked Double D. "M-m-m-m-m-m-my name's Link. For the love of Nayru, I forgot about Tatl! Tatl, where are you?" Link said, "I could've sworn she was right here a second ago! Oh well good riddens! Holy shnikies only 3 days till the moon falls! I gotta get back that ocarina! Zelda gave it to me as a special gift! Where is the moon?! I'm not in Terminia, am I?" Link said really fast. "Um...no...your in peach creek." said Double D. A bubble flew right past him. " Sorry, I do that when I get scared. I almost forgot that I was in this form!"
Link takes off his face. Now he's a blond, thirteen year old boy, carrying a sword and many other weapons, wearing a green hat and tunic. Ed becomes wide eyed then says, "He is a demon who came from the planet zorgle to kill us all! ...Yup, my brain stopped again. Butter toast! Gravy!" That's when everybody said, "WILL YOU SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!!"
"Is he always like this?" Link asks. Ed laughing in the back ground "Unfortunately, yes." said Double D. "He's like a taller version of me. Do any of you have a spare bedroom? I need a place to stay." Link asks. "You can stay with me! We'll be like brothers and share the same bathroom!" said Ed. "NO!" Link said, "I mean I'd rather stay with Double D."
That night...
"hey, Double D?" Link asks. "Yes, Link?" "Do you mind if I do something?" "Go right ahead!" Link sits on the floor and closes his eyes. Next thing you know there's a red, blue, and purple Link.
"Hello guys! Nice to see you again!" "Green! I missed you sooooooooo much!" Blue Jumps forward and literally attaches himself to Green. "Hey Let go!" "Sorry." "Huh? what's the mailman doing here so late?"
The four Links go see what the mail man left. "Green, It's for you." said Red