Summary: Another of Shinra's experiments gone wrong as he used Izaya for his test subject. Now he sports cat ears and a tail and slowly diminishes into a cat like person. And on the path of such, Shizuo seems to have a secret love for cats so what would this pose in their everlasting war of killing each other.
Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara! or any of its characters. Just me and my ideas.
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Cat Fancy
Chapter 1
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It was another day in Ikebukuro as Izaya walked through the bustling streets of everyday occurrences. He grinned, knowing that Shizuo was probably out somewhere and it wouldn't be long before the other locates him and their usual game of cat and mouse will destroy more public property. "But it's just oh so fun to keep taunting him though. And besides, it's not like it's money coming out of my pocket." he said with a playful lilt as he continued walking on, wondering what he could possibly do today since his work was done for the time being and none of his precious clients were out to dig up any more info on their enemies. It was then his phone rung and he stopped, moving off to the side before picking it up and saw Shinra's name on the illuminated screen.
He sighed before answering the phone. "What do you want, Shinra?" he questioned over the line as he walked.
"Izaya, I need you to come over right away, I need you for something."
"This isn't one of your odd experiments again, is it? Remember what happened last time." he hummed as he pivoted and made his way to the upscale apartments near the Kawagoe Highway. "Don't worry. It's nothing that bad. Just want you to try out something that I made." Shinra said.
"Which means it is some sort of experiment."
"Aww, come on, Orihara-kun~ I won't do anything exceptionally bad to you. You should know that."
"I tend to not believe that sometimes." Izaya spoke as he reached the apartment and rung the bell to be let in as he clicked the phone shut and slipped it into his pocket. The door buzzed opened and he headed inside and up to Shinra's apartment, being greeted by Celty at the door. He walked inside and promptly had a glass thrusted into his face. "Drink this!" Shinra chirped and he looked to the glass warily. Whatever Shinra had concocted was light purple in color but frothed at the top. He was beginning to get second thoughts as he looked to the underground doctor and somewhat acquaintance.
"Why did I come here again?"
"Just drink it, Izaya!"
"What the hell is it?"
"Just an elixir I made and wanted to test out."
"Then why didn't you call Shizu-chan? I'm sure he would have the body to handle this stuff, seeing as he's the monster of Ikebukuro. Besides, this looks like poison so I rather have the satisfaction of him dying by one of your crazy experiments than me." he spoke as he pushed the glass back.
"Don't worry, Izaya! You can trust me! Why would I kill you?"
"I can think up three reasons why." he murmured before glancing to the young doctor as he looped an arm around his shoulders as led him further into the apartment, Celty watching on curiously although she tend to worry about her lover's plans. "Come on, it's just a little sip~"
"I said no."
"Please?"
"No."
"What are you, chicken?" Shinra questioned with a grin, knowing that it might just rile the other up enough to get him to do what he wanted. Izaya turned to glare at him. "No one calls Izaya Orihara a chicken." he growled. "Then drink it." The other still glared at him but took the glass and looked at the frothing liquid once more before turning back to Shinra. "I die, I'm haunting you." he warned before downing the contents of the glass and gagged. "Ugh, no matter what it is, nothing ever tastes sweet." he said, coughing before giving the glass back to Shinra. "So...anything?" he questioned. He stood there for a moment before raising a hand up to say something then promptly collapsed face first onto the floor. Celty was startled before running over to Shinra, typing something furiously on her PDA before showing it to him.
[What did you do?!]
"Nothing Celty. It's like I told him, it's just a harmless little experiment." he said as he bent down to grab one of Izaya's arms. "Come on, let's get him to bed or else he'll curse me to the high heavens for leaving him on the floor." Celty gave a nonexistent sigh and shrugged her shoulders before helping the underground doctor lift the unconscious informant and take him into the bedroom to rest.
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It was evening when the other woke up and rubbed his forehead as the shock from earlier finally settled in his skull. He gave a growl and would've kill Shinra if it wasn't for the fact the other was a worthwhile and trusted acquaintance to him and would be foolish to lose one that could patch him up should one of Shizu-chan's chases get too violent for him. So with that thought in mind, Shinra was saved from a bloody death but he would still get chewed out by the informant the moment he was feeling a tad better. But for now, his home in Shinjuku was calling him and it would be a long, quiet train ride back. Scratching the back of his head, he grabbed his jacket and slipped it on before leaving the room and walked out, making his way to the front door. Shinra was watching something on the television when he heard the front door open.
"See you, Izaya."
"Fuck off, Shinra."
"So mean~" Shinra hummed with a tentative sigh as Celty emerged from her room, her odd periphs catching the tailcoat of Izaya's jacket heading out the door along with something long and slim following behind him. If she had eyes and a face to go along with it, she would've been surprised and also a tad confused before looking to her roommate slash lover and stepped over to him, sitting down beside him, phone already out and typing something before showing it to Shinra.
[Please tell me I was just imagining seeing Izaya leave out here with a tail.] she said, her question hiding in the depths of her word of just what Shinra was planning.
"Maybe. I wasn't watching him as he left." he said, bespectacled gaze still trained on the TV.
[...] She sat back in her seat, listening to the drone of the show that he was watching; which was some questionable documentary on some animal in another country. [You know something, don't you?] She typed before showing the screen of her PDA to Shinra. Shinra chuckled softly before looking to Celty.
"I can never hide anything from you. I'm just doing a little test run on an experiment with Izaya as my guinea pig."
[...You know he will be after you once he finds out what you did to him.]
"Maybe but I have my lovely Celty to protect me from his nasty flick blade!"
[I might reconsider that depending on what the damage is.]
"Oh Celty! So cruel you are! Doesn't our radiant love even give you the slightest care of what would happen to me if he gets his hands on m-oof!"
[Sometimes I wonder with you.]
"Celty...your elbow...really hurts..."
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When Izaya finally arrived back to his home slash office, he groaned softly as he stepped into the threshold. He headed into the bedroom and got dressed for bed before heading into the bathroom to take care of the usual. Tired eyes barely registered his reflection in the mirror as he went with the motions of his nightly routine. But after spitting out the mouthwash and looked at his reflection, red cat eyes widened as he felt the two appendages he ignored the entirety of the trip twitch lightly upon his head.
"What the hell did you do to me, Shinra?!" he cried out into the empty house which would've awoken an entire block if he was actually living anywhere near human contact.
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Zypher: Well that's it for this little test now to see whether my first multi-chaptered story will be accepted by one and all. My one shot was liked so that was a good feeling to know so let's hope the same goes for this one. Hope you like and I'll see you again with another possibly.