26. Are You For Real?! – Rodney McKay/John Sheppard

The uniform code of military justice had done terrible things to John Sheppard's love life, he had joined at 18 and much to his irritation realised only a few days later that the sex he wanted had nothing to do with breasts. Something which made his ability to have the sex he wanted pretty impossible.

John loved the Air Force and was more the happy to remain celibate if it meant he still got to fly, the occasional imaginary fling with a woman and no one was the wiser. Sadly it also meant John was none the wiser and so when Atlantis had been cut off from Earth and the soldiers under his command had started turning their eyes away from certain parts of the uniform code John had no idea what to do now that he was finally in a position to do it.

Maybe in some realities this is where the story stops, John has no idea what to do and so does nothing, but those realities probably don't have a Rodney McKay.

Rodney was well known for his utter lack of subtlety and so it probably shouldn't have shocked John as much as it did when Rodney showed up in his quarters one night, jammed the door controls and groped him.

Rodney seemed to take John's lack of physical violence as encouragement and so proceed to press him against the wall and kiss him with strong arms and a hard cock against his leg. Celibacy looked even stupider in retrospect, as finally getting with the program John didn't even know where to put his hands.

Rodney's hand on his dick nearly made him come on the spot and he clutched at Rodney's shoulders.

Rodney's hand slid beneath the waistband of his sweatpants and pushed them off his hips, before ruffling through John's pubic hair and sliding firmly up his length. John's knees all but collapsed underneath him and Rodney's hand slid along him twice more before John came embarrassingly hard. He collapsed against the wall, red embarrassment flaring across his cheeks and tingles of pleasure still shooting through him.

Rodney had some tact and so sat down beside him.

"It's ok, I mean it must have been a while for you. I mean it's been a while for me and I know…" He trailed off.

Cheeks still stained red John laughed.

"Yeah, quite a while."

Rodney looked intrigued by John's amusement.

"How long is quite a while? It's not the easiest time measurement to judge." John smiled slightly as Rodney's snark re-entered the conversation. He supposed there was no reason not to tell him.

"Ever Rodney, being gay in the military doesn't leave many chances for sex."

Rodney all but fell over, his mouth dropping open slackly and his eyes open wide.

"Are you for real?! You're a virgin?!"

John nodded and as he watched the shock on Rodney's face resolve itself into smugness he started feeling a little worried. Rodney's grin was smug and utterly sinful as he turned it on John.

"You have a lot to learn then."

John's dick twitched back to attention as Rodney pounced.