Dr. Hodgins now presents…
333 ways to get kicked out of the Jeffersonian!
1: Get stuff from one person's office and place them in other people's offices
Dr. Hodgins looked around the doorway to be sure nobody was coming. Seeing nobody, he then dashed out of his wife's office, sketchbook in hand, to Dr. Brennan's office. He placed the sketchbook on the absent doctor's desk, and looked around for something else to take. His eyes landed on her pencil holder, and decided to take that.
He stepped out of her office, and quickly made his way to Cam's office. He placed the pencils on Dr. Saroyan's desk, and picked up her clipboard and slipped away, unnoticed. He returned to Angela's office, only to meet three women, each looking annoyed.
His colleagues had caught him, and he reluctantly handed over Cam's clipboard. "Angie, your sketchbook's in Dr. B's office, Dr. B your pencil… thingie is in Dr. Saroyan's office." Angela and Brennan exchanged a 'look' and went off to collect their respective items. That left Cam to deal with Hodgins.
"You do know that you're in trouble, right?" She asked.
Hodgins just nodded.
2: Put on a ridiculous superhero costume, and yell "COME, *Sidekick*! TO THE *WHATEVER*MOBILE!"
If you went to the Jeffersonian on the Fourth of July, you would have seen a man wearing underwear over tights, a shirt that read 'KOtL', a cape, and a crown running around yelling "COME, PRINCE ZACK! TO THE KING-OF-THE-LAB-MOBILE!" and Cam doing a facepalm in the background.
3: Go up to a security guard and tell them in an official tone: code three in the ladies bathroom.
Hodgins did just that. Little did he know that code three was for a suicide bomber. He was immediately arrested.
4: Go up to other people, and challenge them to duels with rolls of gift wrap.
Only Wendell, Sweets, and Dr. Brennan agreed. Sweets was beaten badly, Wendell got a draw, and Dr. Brennan beat Hodgins to a pulp.
5: Dart around the lab suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
He got many a weird stare from his co-workers, but he eventually got caught by security. He was arrested. Again.