The first thing we see is a shaky camera. We stare into it's lens, then it pans so that we see it in profile. It disappears with a small poof, turning into whiteness, which surrounds us. Our view shifts, and we see a large gate, a white silhouette, and a person. The person is female, and is tall with brown hair in a braid. She has a small chest, and is wearing a black long sleeve t-shirt, black leather pants, boots, and a bad replica Fullmetal Coat. If you look carefully, you can make out the outline of a fake Fullmetal pocket watch attached to her shiny pants.
"... an most importantly, I AM YOU!" The white figure booms intimidatingly. The girl yawns.
"You're such an OP character," she sighs, "Sometimes I just want to beat you over the head."
"Pay attention to me!" Truth says.
"Fine," the girl responds. "If you're me, what is my favorite anime of all time? Huh?" She leers at him, her face split into an unearthly grin.
"Umm..." Truth says, "Gimme a minute, I got this... FMA Brotherhood?"
"NO!" She bellows, her smile morphing into a mask of rage. "Fullmetal Alchemist! Gimme a break with this Brotherhood crap!"
"You do know that most people prefer Brotherhood and you just pissed off like 90% of the people watching this?" Truth said, matching her previous ridiculous grin.
"Well, I don't care because you got the answer wrong so you're not me so you're right cuz I'm wrong about everything." Her face became calm, disguising her own confusion at her statement.
"Well, I'm getting bored, so bye!" Truth flings her into a massive gate, where she free falls for a while, and then wakes up.
"..." She says, then her face warps into a mask of surprise and rage. "...! ...!"
She slowly stands, and walks out of the alleyway, and immidietly runs into a blonde boy about a head shorter than her.
"Watch where you're goin', asshole!" The boy says, and looks up at her.
The girl's face is a mask of rapture and delight, and she squeaks, "...!"
"Umm..." Edward Elric, for that is who the boy is, trails off, taking in her bad cosplay and excited face. "I'm gonna take it... you're a Fullmetal fan, huh... heh heh..."
"Brother!" Alphonse calls, and the giant suit of armor runs up with a mysterious "meow"ing sound echoing from within his armor.
"Al, run! It's a mute fangirl!" Ed shrieks, and grabs Al's hand pulling him along. A cat peeks out of Alphonse's helmet, mewing pitifully as he clangs away, dragged by his brother's automail hand.
"Brother, wait!" Alphonse cries as he is dragged away from the girl, who is lying on the ground bowing. "We need to help her!"
The girl stands, and with a blackened stick she had somehow concealed, began writing on the wall.
"Brother, she says she's been to the gate!" Alphonse's desperate pleas finally reach his brother's ears, and Ed makes a one-eighty turn, flipping over Al's head in the process.
As soon as he get's close to her, the girl writes in large letters: "EDWARD ELRIC IS TALL" on her wall. Ed looks at the wall, then looks at her. Ed smiles.
"See, Al?! At least SOMEONE appreciates my height!" Ed grinned and puffed out his chest.
While Ed was distracted, the girl darted out and pecked him on the cheek. As Ed's face began to heat up with anger for a random stranger k-k-kissing him, a grey eye opened on the girl's chest.
In a moment, she was gone, leaving Ed and Al to stare in silent wonder.
The fangirl arrives at the gate, glowing with happiness, as Truth frowns.
"...!" The girl says, most likely gloating about kissing THE Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist and Hero of the People.
"Yeah, yeah," Truth glowers. "Just go home already."