A/N: Written for my friend. 'Cuz she likes calling Sasuke a pregnant traitor.

First crack!fic and I was bored... so I wrote this :)

Tis a oneshot

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto/Shippuuden. It is owned by Kishimoto Masashi and TV Tokyo.

Sasuke – You Pregnant Traitor!!

"Sasuke? Is that you?" Naruto asked.

"Yes," Sasuke replied.

"Your... pregnant," Naruto stated.

"Yeah I am. And with Itachi as well," Sasuke replied blankly.

"Oh My God... so then why are you back here?" Naruto asked.

"Because, Itachi's doing work for Akatsuki. I also need to get this baby out... somehow. I've never been pregnant before," Sasuke said infuriated.

"Oh. Well. In case you didn't know, no one really likes you here. Except for Sakura. And me. I have no idea what we see in you..." Naruto commented, "You won't be able to get any help here. To us your a traitor."

"Well, I'm sorry. I didn't really mean to leave you," Sasuke apologized.

"I know you didn't. When people see this, what will they think?" Naruto asked amused.

"They'll think I'm a pregnant traitor. Blah blah blah," Sasuke admitted.

"And?" Naruto asked questioningly.

"They'll hate me. Because I left Konoha for Orochimaru who's now dead. And then I tried to kill Itachi, my own brother, but because I was weak and stupid, I ended up getting raped and I became pregnant. Happy?" Sasuke replied annoyed.

"Yeah. I'll tell Tsunade about this," that jerk by the name of Naruto replied.

"Ah I see. Such a rare case. Well, Sasuke, are you a girl?" Tsunade asked.

"No!" Sasuke shouted hyseterically.

"You sure?" she asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yes!!" Sasuke yelled.

"Ok! Well, I'm sorry, but I have no idea how to get you un-pregnant. Sorry," Tsunade apologized.

"Sasuke?! Why are you pregnant. You could've done it with ME! And then you wouldn't have to go through all that insufferable pain for Itachi!" Sakura cried.

"No. I don't like you." Sasuke said blandly.

"Hah! Sakura, you got rejected. Why don't you go out with me, instead?" Naruto interjected.

"Uh no," she replied, and then punched Naruto with her inhuman strength.

"So Sasuke... I guess this was the moral of the story," Kakashi said appearing out of nowhere.

"What?! There's a moral?" Sasuke asked bewildered.

"Yes, there is. Children never have unprotected sex with the enemy ... " Kakashi began.

"... Or you'll become a pregnant traitor," Naruto finished grinning.

The End.

A/N: Hoped you liked it.

But my boredom isn't cured yet. Argh.

Please review :D