A mysterious hooded figure walked slowly across the bridge. He finished his cigarette and threw it over the side of the bridge…onto some fishermen. "Stop that you bastard! That's hurts!" He continued walking, ignoring the rain. The figure took a deep breath and threw his coat to the wind as he activated his stealth camo suit.

The now-invisible person made a running leap and flew off the side of the bridge attaching a cable to himself in mid-air as he fell towards the passing tanker. The wire became taut as he fell, the man shifted his weight and swung into the side of the tanker before releasing the cable and dropping to the deck.

Sparks and electricity beams flew away from the figure and the light faded revealing a familiar teen in a stealth suit. Solid Tank raised his head and 'Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Bitches' appeared above him. "What the fuck?" There was the familiar codec beeps and Scottacon's face appeared on the codec screen.

"Woah! Look at that! The graphics on this one are so good! Look at how well my face is animated this time around! Anyway…was the infiltration a success?"

"Um, yeah."

"Great! That's…great. Sorry about the stealth camo. The impact must have been too much for it. Don't let that stop you though. You need to get to the bridge to find out where the tanker is heading. The new metal Gear should be on board but if it isn't…you're screwed. Good luck."

"Thanks for the reassuring words. Tank out."

Tank turned round and used his scope to check out the upper levels. "Ha! Piece of cake!" Just as the words left his mouth helicopters arrived and soldiers dropped down, killing the helpless guards. "Oh shit. Um, Scottacon?"

"I'm busy! Call someone else!"

As Tank was turning off the codec a soldier came around the corner and looked him straight in the eye. Tank froze, ready for a fight. "Oh," the soldier said, "I guess there's no one here." He walked back to the upper levels.

"You're kidding…" Another helicopter dropped off soldiers and a…higher-ranking officer. It was a Russian with very short blond hair. Tank snapped a picture and sent it to Scottacon, "analyse this for me will ya?"

"Jeez Tank, do I look like Kay Link to you? Yeah, whatever. It's not like I've got anything better to do."

Tank hurried to a corner and peeked around, "lightly guarded…I'll slip inside easily." He sneaked around an idiot of a guard and stood in front of a door, stopping to answer another codec transmission.

"Hey Tank!" Scottacon announced, "remember last time that damn triangle button was first person view?"

"Oh yeah! That sucked major anus!"

"I don't know who that is. Anyway, now R1 is 1st person view and triangle is 'action'. Use to open the door. Now you lazy bastard!"

Tank turned the wheel and stepped inside the open door. "Oh my fucking gonads! It's all black! What the hell is that? Is that Japanese?" He appeared inside the next room, "oh, that's OK then. What's my mission?"

"Goddamn it Tank! Go to the bloody bridge!"

"Oh, thank you Scottacon. Bye bye."