"All right, Homestar. You ready?"
"Awe you sure about this, Stwong Bad? I think we both know who's going to win."
"I'm pretty sure," Strong Bad said. He couldn't believe how dumb Homestar had been to even agree to this. "Three…"
"Two," Homestar said. His eyes glinted with pure resolve.
"One…"
"Go!" Homestar exclaimed. The contest began.
Homestar was already struggling to keep his eyes open. He was determined to win this staring contest.
Strong Bad wasn't even trying. Dumbstar hadn't figured it out yet, but Strong Bad just didn't blink – ever.
"Aw, dang!" Homestar exclaimed. He'd lost again.
"Two seconds, same as last time," Strong Bad remarked.
"Why does this keep happening? I just can't keep myself from blinking!"
"Yeah, it's almost as if you were programmed that way," Strong Bad said knowingly.