Totally random but cute!
Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter or his world. Now I will go cry.
THE BOO BOO
By: Pissed Off Fairy
Lucius Malfoy sometimes threatens his son with bodily harm when misbehaving. Not that he ever actually hit Draco, but the threat does its job. He does love his son very much. The threat isn't that bad really but to a six year old it can be.
"If you don't behave I'll be forced to give you a boo boo Draco."
See not very threatening.
Everyone knows that Mr. Malfoy is very power hungry. He's constantly threatening other people to get what he wants. One day though Lucius Malfoy made a mistake while threatening someone.
Lucius and the man he was with were both standing near the entrance of Knockturn Ally. The man was acting like a complete fool. Actually it reminded Lucius of how Draco would act. It was so similar that when he threatened the man he said:
"If you don't behave I'll be forced to give you a boo boo."
Good news is, the man stopped.
Bad news (unless your Lucius). He was killed shortly after.
Mr. Malfoy is extremely careful now when dealing with his victims…I mean acquaintances.
No one has ever found out about the slip up and no one ever will. The only way they could ever find out was if he got caught by six teenagers with a bunch of Death Eaters and was tried with veriteserum and spilled all his secrets to the order before going to Azkaban.
But that would never happen.
Lucius Malfoy does not threaten his son with boo boos any more. He does not want to make that mistake again.
Yes I know this is crap and totally random. My friend and I were very bored. So we were playfully threatening each other trying to see who could come up with the most creative one when I told her I would give her a boo boo. That turned into a whole discussion about what would happen if a power hungry person threatened to give someone a boo boo.
This is the result.
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