Me: Hey, here to let you know my other updates will be up soon. The sequel for The Bunny And The Samurai is almost complete as well. However, for now, I really wanted to share my plot bunny with the world.
Allen: Eheh…
Me: Oh yeah, me no own D. Gray Man…-sniff- but me wish that me did… heh…
Lavi: Please enjoy!!
Me: Be nice! This is my first AU story so… I won't be too good at it… but please be free to give con-crit!
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School Hell
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"Ah, Allen-san, good morning!" A girl said as a white-headed teen passed by.
"Good morning Ren-chan." Allen says, smiling. "I'll see you in class." And with that, he continues on his way.
"Hey, you. Just who do you think you are?" The leader of the school's biggest group of whores asks snobbishly.
"Excuse me?" Ren asks. "Can I help you in any way?"
"Just where do you get off talking to our precious Allen, hm? Talking with him like you're close buddies? Just who the hell do you think you are bitch?"
"Um, I think I'm his friend and next door neighbor?"
"Don't be smart with me you little who-
"Uh, excuse me, am I interrupting something?" Allen asks sweetly, walking back to Ren.
"Oh my god! Allen-tan, I didn't see you there!" The whore says whorishly. "Did you need something from me?" She asks hopefully, almost desperate.
"No, I'm not here for you. I just came to tell Ren that she's needed in the student council room. So, if you would kindly let us postpone this chat for another time."
"No problem Allen-tan. Feel free to get back to me anytime you want!"
"I will!" Allen says as he escorts Ren away. "Tch, not." he mutters under his breath.
"I seriously don't get why you even put up with people like that Allen. They just get on my nerves! I mean seriously, did you see that girl? I mean, sure it's okay to have a few admirers, but damn Allen! You have a bunch of girls just dying to make you theirs! Me excluded of course." Ren states.
"Heh, I can't help it. No matter how hard I try to get rid of them, they just keep growing in numbers. -Sigh- I know for sure Cross is at home laughing his ass off at how unfortunate I am."
"You may be unlucky, but hey, you're loaded Allen."
"That may be so, but it's not like Cross ever lets me spend some for myself. It's only for food and shelter, in my case anyways. -sigh- Why couldn't I just have a normal adoptive father…" Allen says as a cloud of despair appears above him.
"Move it." A stern voice says from behind.
"Ah, excu- oh, it's just you." Alen grits out, annoyed. A smirk.
"I believe I asked you to move, moyashi."
"If you say excuse me then I will. You clearly show no sign of manners Kanda." Allen retorts.
"Tch." The man identified as Kanda mutters, walking away.
"Now then, we better get going to the student council meeting Ren. You didn't think that all of that stuff from before was just a bluff to get you away from those girls did you?" Allen asks, raising a delicate brow.
"Actually, I did…"
"…"
"Oh shut up and let's go already!" Ren huffs and leads them to the designated location.
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"I see we've all made it in time." The student council president, Suman Dark, said sternly.
"Yes sir." Ren replied.
"Okay then, down to business. Today a new student will be joining us. His name is Lavi Bookman and he's a third year. Walker, you are to give him a tour of the place and ensure that he is comfortable during his stay here at Black Order Academy, am I clear?"
"Yes -yawn- sir." Allen grumbles lazily.
"The rest of you be sure to make him feel welcome as well. That is all, you are dismissed."
"See 'ya later president." Allen says, stretching as he walks out of the room.
"Walker, wait."
"Um yea, need something?" Allen asks, rubbing his eyes.
"You are to meet our new student at the academy gates. Go now. He'll arrive in about five minutes." Suman informs.
"Sure, whatever captain." Allen mutters, heading to the school gates.
Lavi's P.O.V
'I got out of the car and gaped at the school. Damn was it huge! And when I mean huge, I mean gigantic!! I mean seven floors? Sure I knew this place was prestigious and all, but hell! I didn't know gramps was going to enroll me to a place like this.'
"Excuse me? Would you happen to be Lavi?" A boy with white hair asks.
"Oh, yeah, that's me. And who might you be?" I ask, curious. He smiles. Oh. My. God. That smile is adorable! STRIKE! I am going to make this kid mine! …Ah hell, what am I now, a pedophile?
"Oh, that was rude of me. It's nice to meet you Lavi, I'm Allen Walker. Feel free to call me whatever you wish. Pres told me to give you a tour of the place and to make sure you're comfortable here." he says, seemingly annoyed. "So, would you like to see the school's dojo? And from there I can show you to the gym."
"U-uh, sure. Why not?" I ask. Great, now a dojo? What else? Does this place have, a freaking space shuttle?
"So, just follow me and don't get lost otherwise pres will be on my case for the rest of the year." the kid mumbles. Did I mention that he looks so cute when he's annoyed? Cause if I didn't, well, you know.
"So, you a first year Allen?" I ask, breaking the tension.
"Yeah." he replies.
"And you keep on saying pres too, that mean you're a student council member?"
"Unfortunately." He sighs. "Ren talked me into it when I moved here."
"Ren?" I ask. Oh no, is it possible that he already has a girlfriend?
"Yeah, my neighbor. We became really good friends and it just so happened that I was to attend her school. So when the year started, she convinced me to join the student council with her. And here I am now. -sigh- I knew I shouldn't have joined. I'm pres' favorite lackey now. -sob-" he said sadly. Damn, I feel sorry for the kid. "Anyway, here we are." he says, leading me inside the dojo. I can't help but notice a girl there meditating.
"Hey Allen, who's she?" I ask, curious.
"She? Oh you mea-" He looks at me, then at the girl, me, then the girl, before breaking into fits of laughter. "D-D-Do you seriously think t-that K-K-Kanda is a girl? Did'ja hear Yuu-chan? Lavi here thinks you're a girl!" Hold on just one second. That's not a girl? Ah hell.
"Shut your trap moyashi and don't fucking call me that. And who the hell's a girl here?" he asks, voice dripping with malice. He unsheathes a katana and walks over to us. Oh shit.
"-laugh- Now, now BaKanda, please refrain from killing our new student and your new classmate. That would be quite a lot to explain to pres and I don't want him giving me extra work because of it." Allen defends. Aw, he's sticking up for me! I feel so special!!
"Tch."
Normal P.O.V
"I see you're still a man of many words." A voice says. "Allen, pres wants to meet the guy first you know."
"Che." Kanda mutters before going back to his meditation.
"Oh, hey Ren. Ren, this is Lavi. Lavi, this is Ren. Talk, get chummy, then turn him into your personal slave and let me free." Allen says sarcastically.
"Funny Allen. Now, come with me. You too Kanda, president wants you to take care of Lavi when Allen can't. During class and what not."
"Let's just get this over with. I have to go home after this and deal with Cross." Allen sighs . "Damn adoptive father." he sulks.
"Che."
"What? You seriously want me to call uncle Tiedoll and tell him that you were being mean to me? Do you really want that Kanda? Cause I am sure he wouldn't mind lecturing you for his dear nephew!" Allen retorts, crossing his arms.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh I would. In fact, I think I have him on speed dial." Allen replies, taking out his cell phone.
"These two related? Cause I definitely don't see a resemblance." Lavi asks.
"No, actually these two are foster kids. Their adoptive fathers are close friends, though Cross would never admit that. And these two have known each other for a while now. Allen's back up in arguments is always threatening to call Tiedoll. Ya see, Tiedoll is like, the king of all over-protective, worry wart fathers. And Kanda hates him like he's a contagious disease just waiting to kill him." Ren explains.
"What about you Sprout, I'm sure your old man would love to pummel you for being a no good smart ass." Kanda challenges.
"Y-You wouldn't d-dare." Allen gulps.
"Oh but I would. If only to see you suffer." Kanda says smirking, resulting in Allen sending him the meanest glare he could muster.
"Hmph." Allen turns his head the other way and looks at the look of surprise on Lavi's face.
"Sprout?" Lavi asks, amusement written all over his face.
"Shut. Up." Allen grumbles. "It's not my fault BaKanda over here decided to give me a damn pet name that makes me feel as if I'm a freaking vegetable for sale."
"It's not a pet name, don't get your hopes up moyashi." Kanda states, smirking ever so slightly.
"Why you…"
"Is this a usual routine?" Lavi asks Ren.
"You bet. You're going to have to get used to this. That is, if you have enough patience to deal with these two." Ren answers, pointing to the bickering teens. "Ah, but wait until you meet Lenalee!"
"Lenalee?"
"Yeah, she's another person from our little group of dysfunctional people." Allen says, sighing.
"I'll have you know that I am not dysfunctional Allen-kun. In fact, I work just fine!" A feminine voice says.
"Ah, I got caught." Allen says sweat dropping.
"So, this must be the new student? Nice to meet you, I'm Lenalee Lee." the one now introduced as Lenalee smiles, extending her hand.
"Ah, likewise, I'm Lavi." he responds, shaking Lenalee's hand.
"Walker, this is our new student?" Allen turns and sees the president standing with Lenalee.
"Yeah, he's the guy you sent me to pick up." Allen answers.
"I see, so you are Lavi. I'm Suman Dark, the president of the student council. It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Same here." Lavi replies.
"Now all of you, get back to class. Kanda, I believe Ren already told you your assignment. Now, dismissed."
"Later pres." Allen says casually, walking away.
"Come with me usagi." Kanda says.
"Hey, who the hell is a-"
"KYAAAA!! ALLEN!!" A bunch of girls shriek once Allen opens a classroom door down the hall. Allen stares at the crazed fan girls, immediately slams the door shut, and walks toward Suman.
"I. Am. Not. Going. In. There." Allen says, voice low and fearful.
"Now, Walker, be nice to those girls okay? Now, go or you'll miss the lesson." Suman says, voice full of amusement.
"Come on pres, I'm begging you!! There has got to be something you need to be done! Just please don't make me go in there!!" Allen cries out hysterically.
"Look, there he is!" The whore from before calls out. They all turn to see her walking up to Allen.
"My, Allen-tan, I've been looking for you everywhere. Can we talk for a minute?" Allen lets out a barely audible growl but smiles at the annoying girl before him. Kanda snorts, and the rest of his acquaintances laugh silently.
"As much as it pleases me that you want to talk to me, my dearest lady, I'm afraid that I am too busy at the moment. If you would please wait for a more suitable time." Allen suggests, inwardly gagging at his tone of voice with this girl.
"What ever's fine with you! Now if you would please excuse me, I must get going." she replies in a fake, shrilly voice. Allen watches her walk away and immediately turns back to face Suman.
"Is it possible for me to transfer to another school?" Allen asks.
"No."
"Damn…" And once again, clouds of doom and despair appear above Allen's head.
"So…Allen's a chick magnet? That's……. amusing.." Lavi asks, eyes sparkling with laughter.
"Yes, and shut up…" Allen answers, gaining another snort from Kanda's direction.
"What is it now?" Allen asks impatiently. Glaring at the older teen.
"At least I can get rid of them moyashi." Kanda states.
"Well that's because you're a pompous jerk face who scares them all away!" Allen replies matter-of-factly.
"Come on you two, no fighting, you're giving me a migraine." Suman interrupts.
"Hmph, Kanda started it." Allen huffs, pointing an accusing finger at the former.
"Che."
"You guys…" Lavi sweat drops. Who would've thought he'd end up with two people who couldn't stand each other? He just has the best of luck doesn't he?
"Alright enough of this, you two, make up now. And when I say now, I mean NOW!" Ren yells.
"Sorry…there I said it…" Allen apologizes hesitantly. Kanda nods in acknowledgment and looks at the moyashi. Allen gives a small smile.
"Forgiven."
"Woah, is this like, some secret language or something?" Lavi asks jokingly.
"Sorta kinda…" Ren mutters, sweat dropping.
"LENALEEEEEEEE!! WHY ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY OCTOPIIII?!" A high pitched voice squeals.
"Here it comes.." Suman mumbles, irritated.
"Wha?" But before Lavi could asks any further, before anyone could even dare to answer his question, the man broke into another hysterical fit.
"LENALEEE!! MY PREIOUS LENALEEE!! WHHHHYY!?" Suman took out a walkie-talkie and called for someone by the name of Reever.
"Here we go again…" Allen and Lenalee sigh.
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Soooo, did you like it?? I hope it's good, it's my first AU fic and I didn't have much confidence in it. Eheh, so, review please? I'd love to know what all of you think!!
Until next time,
-Rai!
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