Title: Random Idol!

Rating: T for some lyrics

Summary: Each chapter is one or two contestants. There will be mentors and judges. As the title implies, this story is very random.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto+Anima, etc.

Judges: Autumn(me), Jiraiya, Sasuke

Announcer: Karla (Kaitia1)

Contestants:

-Cooro (from +Anima)

-Senri (from +Anima)

-Gaara (from Naruto)

-Naruto (from Naruto)

-Gai (from Naruto)

-Rock Lee (from Naruto)

-Orochimaru (from Naruto)

-Temari (from Naruto)

-Itachi (from Naruto)

-Kisame (from Naruto)

-Kakashi (from Naruto)

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-At The Studio-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Karla: -in the spotlight- Hello and welcome to Random Idol! The show where random things happen at random moments!

Autumn: Hence the T-Rex about to crush the studio…

T-Rex: RAWR! –crushes studio-

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Insert Random crashes and explosions-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Autumn: ugh…

Jiraiya: At least it wasn't as bad as last time…what with the giant cat…

Sasuke: …I hate cats…

Karla: Hey! That was my cat!

Autumn: Really? Wow…

Sasuke: Can we continue yet?

Karla: Oh yes…excuse us while we…er…rebuild…

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Autumn: And we're b-

Karla: Hey! That's my line! Ahem…We're back to Random Idol! Where random things happen at random moments!

Autumn: Now, let's meet our contestants!

Cooro: Hi! My names Cooro! I like cheese and apples and bananas and-

Senri: Hi…I'm Senri…

Gaara: I'm Gaara…Kazekage of the Village Hidden Among the Sand.

Naruto: Ya! I'm Uzamaki Naruto! I'm gonna be Hokage! Believe it!

Tsunade: Over my dead body…literally…I'm Tsunade! Current Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village.

Gai: Hey! I'm Gai! And this here's my pupil Lee!

Lee: Hey! I am Rock Lee! And with the power of youth, I will win!

Orochimaru: This better be exciting…

Temari: My name's Temari.

Kakashi: Hello, I'm Kakashi Hatake.

Kisame: I'm Kisame.

Itachi: And I'm Itachi Uchiha.

Sasuke: It's YOU! –goes to tackle Itachi-

Itachi: -poke-

Sasuke: RAWR! –Charges up Chidori-

Autumn: Restrain him!

Security robot: -grabs Sasuke- Would you like a cookie?

Sasuke: No! Go away!

Karla: Excuse us…

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Sasuke: -in a strait jacket- TT

Karla: Okay…now that we're back…FIRST CONTESTANT!

Cooro: Yay! Tis me! –hops up on stage- Hi people!

Autumn: Hey Cooro! What'll you be singing?

Cooro: Oooh! I'll sing the Campfire Song Song!

Autumn: Yay!

Cooro: Ahem. –grabs guitar-

Ooooooh

Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song

Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong

but it'll help if you just sing aloooooong…

Autumn: -gets on stage- Bum Bum Bum!

Cooro:

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song

and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong

but it'll help if you just sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. Autumn!

Autumn: g…L-M-N-O…song…O.O

Cooro: Your turn, Sasuke!

Sasuke: …No…

Cooro: GOOD!!!

It's our CAMPFIRE SONG song

And if you think we can't sing it faster then you're wrong but

It'll help!

It'll heeeeeeelp!!!

-deep breath-

If you just sing ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

OH YEAH!!!! –big finish-

Autumn: That was GREAT!

Sasuke: …no…

Jiraiya: It was kinda good…who am I kidding, that was GREAT!

Cooro: Yay! Do I get cheese?

Autumn: You bet!

Karla: so, Cooro, how does this make you feel?

Cooro: I GET CHEESE!

Karla: …okaaaay…And that concludes this chapter of RANDOM IDOL!

T-Rex: Byeeeeeee!

Autumn: O.o