This is a small collection of spoofs I just made up while playing .Hack/GU Volume 1. Hope you enjoy, and remember, none of the characters belong to me.
-Pi Threatens Haseo-
"You and I are very much alike."
Haseo stared at her in confusion, "I'm an old hag?"
Pi growled at him. "You're so lucky that I am not allowed to PK you!" she said, before storming off.
-Atoli Makes Up A New Song-
Atoli grinned wildly and started to sing, "Haseo and the Kuhn, Haseo and the Kuhn, one is a pervert, the other's a loon. Haseo and the Kuhn, Haseo and the Kuhn, Haseo, Haseo, and the Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuhn, Kuh-"
"Shut the hell up, Atoli!" exclaimed an angry Haseo.
-Haseo Loves Pie-
Haseo sighed after he finished his slice of pie. "If I could marry pie, I would."
Kuhn stared at Haseo. "HA! You like Pi!" he exclaimed, laughing hysterically. He started to dance around saying the words, "You like Pie, you like Pi!" repeatedly.
"I meant pie, you idiot! P-I-E!! Pie!!" said Haseo.
Kuhn stopped. "Oh…"