Ok people, this is a short story about an anime party. Read at your own risk, and be warned, I have a whacked sence of humour. *evil laugh* ^_^

I have not written all of this, there are lines and dialouge put in by the actual characters. Except for the anime ones...oh, on that subject, I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE ANIME CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY!!!!!!!! With the excepption of me, and the girls...they can own themselves. I"ll be dammed If I'll take responsibility for their actions...

Duo's mine, Heero is Maki's, Tai is Trinity's, Takeru is Lys's...and so on. Please do not kill me if I make a mistake you guys!!!

insert really super cool promo music here

Now, the Feature Presantation!!!!



Anime Party of the Centaury...aka. Total Disaster


Reena Duo!!! Where'd you put the chips??? *looks around for half the food which has mysteriously gone missing*

Duo *crunch crunch* No clue Reena, *crunch* look in the kitchen.

Reena *Sees Duo with three bags of chips around him and a pitcher of Kool-Aid* Oh no you don't. Give me those! *Grabs the food* I invited you over early to help me set up the food, not to EAT it!!!

Duo Fine, fine. You're such a buzz kill. Lys would have a fit if I finished off her Kool-Aid though...

Reena I bought ten little packet thingies of it so it should be enough...

Duo Not even close.

Reena -_-;;

*doorbell rings*

Reena I'll get it!!! The door is mine!!! *runs over to the door, practically trampling poor Duo*

Duo ow......

Reena *opens the door to find Lys standing there* Fooey.....

Lys Hi Twit-chan!!!

Reena *closes the door* I was hoping for the rest of the G boys...

Lys *can be heard pounding on the door* Let me in!!! I brought Kool-Aid!!!

Reena *whips open the door and allows Lys to fall flat on her face whilst she snatches the bag of Kool-Aid packets the she brought* Hi Lys, my dear old friend...

Lys -_-;; Takeru...here...yet? *picks herself up off the ground. Imprint of her can be seen on the blue cyber carpet*

Reena *Runs into the kitchen with the bag of Kool-Aid* Nope, sorry!!! You should just leave, I promise I'll call you when he gets here.

Lys Right, like I'm going to believe that. We are not amused...

Duo We???

Reena *pulls out another fifty jugs and dumps the new Kool-Aid into them. She adds a bag of suger to each and proceeds to fill them all with the hose.* How bout now???

Lys *Lys walks into the kitchen and eyes go sparkly when she sees all the Kool-Aid* Okay, maybe we are amused...

Duo We???

Reena I need more jugs, I"m all out though.....*eyes settle on the sink filled with Cyber Suds™ and she pulls the plug and fills the sink with normal water. Empties the remianing packs of Kool-Aid into the sink and adds a whole lot of sugar* That should do....

Lys You mixed up the flavours though...

Reena So, Kool-Aid is Kool-Aid...you get a high off it no matter what it tastes like. True?

Lys *nods and proceeds to dunk a glass into the sink and chugg it down* You're right. We are amused plenty.

Duo WE!?!?!?!?

Reena I told you Duo *whispers* She's a skitzo...

Duo -_-;;

Lys Am not!!! Just because I have multiple personalities does not mean I'm a skitzo!!!

*Doorbell rings*