Well…hello, everyone! This is my newest Pokespe fic that just popped in my head randomly. I wanted to work on a Pokespe Christmas fic, but then I remembered…

IT'S ONLY AUGUST!

And so, I created a summer story instead! And Black and White are included for the very first time! Isn't that wonderful?

Let's begin! Do the disclaimer, everyone!

Male Pokedex Owners: AquaMiyuki doesn't own anything!

Female Pokedex Owners: Except the plot!

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Summer is Hot

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It was hot. Very, very, very hot. So hot that all trainers who carried the Pokemon called Vanillite, Vanillish and Vanilluxe out in the open suffered the consequences of…you know, melted ice cream. Don't worry, the Pokemon regained their original forms once put in a cold space.

But yeah, it was that hot.

After all, it was the second hottest day in the history of Kanto.

I don't think I need to explain about the hottest day ever. That, or I'm too lazy to.

Anyways, the Dex Owners were hanging out in Red's house (which was surprisingly not a mansion, seeing that he's a famous champion and is most likely rich from all the battles he's won). It was a nicely sized house, three floors, four rooms, giant recreation space, etc.

Let's get on with the story, shall we?

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Ruby wasn't exactly what you would call 'cheerful' today. His clothes were sticky and disgusting, he had no extra clothes to change in to, his Pokemon were looking 'un-fabulous', and worst of all…

"Can't stand the heat, beauty queen?"

Yep, you guessed it. Sapphire was annoying the hell out of him.

"Shut it, Sapph. You're sweating as much as I am."

Red walked into the room. "Sorry, guys. I can't fix the AC, Pika's all worn out from the heat."

"Godammit, Pikachu!" Silver yelled, banging his head on the wall. Everyone stared at him in silence. Silver glared, "What?"

"Soooooo hot…" Diamond whined as he leaned exhaustedly on the kitchen table. Pearl beside him just groaned in response. Platinum was consecutively fanning herself with a fan she had brought with her.

From the couch, Green narrowed his eyes at Red. "Please remind me why you don't seem to have any source of cooling-such as electric fans-when we live in one of the most humid towns in Kanto."

"Uh, well…I don't stay at home much so…" Red trailed off.

Green facepalmed, "Why am I not surprised?"

"Come on, guys," said Crys, "Calm down. It is the hottest-"

"Second hottest." Black interrupted. Crys narrowed her eyes.

"Yes, the second hottest day in the history of Kanto. You should have seen this coming."

Emerald jumped on a chair, "I suggest we go somewhere else!" he exclaimed, before the chair underneath him collapsed, "OWW! What the hell?"

Gold laughed at him, "HAHAHA! EMERALD, YOU'RE FAT!"

He then proceeded to run away from the angry elf, only for the wild chase to end once both of them collapsed to the ground, feeling light-headed from the heat.

On the other side of the room, Ruby and Sapphire were mysteriously competing in a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Meowth' out of boredom (yes, Red has a board on his livingroom wall of that game. Don't ask why). Of course, blindfolds were covering their eyes.

"Where the heck is that frickin' board?" Sapphire snapped, walking in the direction of the kitchen.

"I can't find it eith-" Ruby failed to say, ending up tripping on his own two feet, falling face flat on the floor.

"HA!" said Black, "Now that's what I call a fail!"

"Black, don't be mean!" White scolded as she helped Ruby up.

"Oh, but I completely agree with Black-kun," says Silver, "They're both the most utter failures in the history of all time."

"…"

"Silver, are you okay?" Blue asked him worriedly.

"What ever are you talking about, Miss sissy? Did 'ya know that I had blue hair?"

Silence. Gold started laughing hysterically for some random reason. Then Silver reached for his cup to drink some of the greenish beverage inside. Crystal snatched the cup away from him.

"AAAAH!" The Trader screamed, almost in agony, "What're you doing to my driiiiiiink?"

As Crys ignored the cries of her fellow Dex Owner, she turned to Yellow, "What does this drink contain?"

The senior scanned the contents of the bottle, 'It's all the normal ingredients…wait…'

"CACTURNE JUICE!" she exclaimed. The horror of how to get that juice from the poor Pokemon in the first place lingered in her mind.

"WHAT? Why in the name of Mew do you have this in your house, Red!" Blue shrieked while shaking the bottle at Red's face, "Look what you've done to Silver!"

"I DON'T KNOW, I SWEAR! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW CACTURNE JUICE EXISTED!" the champion defended himself.

"THEN WHO DID THIS?" Blue continued to shriek, pointing at her 'little brother'. The mentioned boy was staring at the ceiling with a goofy grin that gave everyone the creeps plastered on his face. Stupidly enough, Black and Emerald glanced at the ceiling as well, wondering what was so interesting.

Just then, the sound of the door closing echoed throughout the room. Suspiciously, Green looked around the room to see who was missing from the group. That person was obviously the culprit of the Cacturne Juice.

After realizing who the culprit was, Green sighed.

'Of course…I definitely saw this one coming…that idiot.'

Having realizing who the culprit was as well, some certain Dex Owners rushed outside in pursuit of the 'devious' person who scrambled up Silver's brain.

To Be Continued…

A/N: Uh-oh! Who's the culprit? Though it's pretty obvious…

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