What Bloodberry had to do
This is the story of what I had to do to make the x-men be in my fanfics.
X-Men are not mine they belong to marvel. The X-Men must do my biding. It's in their contract.
Sometime in Xavier's Office…
(Knock, knock)
Professor X: (Hides the weed he's been smoking under his desk) Yes? Come in.
Bloodberry: (Cheerfully) Hiiiiii!
Professor X: So… you're that sorceress girl who controls elements.
Bloodberry: (Very enthusiastically) That's right! I wanna be an x-men!
Professor X: Hmm.
Bloodberry: I can kick Magneto's ass! (Shoves Magneto's red helmet in front of Xavier's face.)
Professor X: (Stunned) How in the world did you get th///
Bloodberry: Never mind that! So can I join the x-men team? Pretty please? I'm very powerful!
Professor X: Hmm… Okay. You're hired.
Bloodberry: Hired?
Professor X: Never mind.
Bloodberry: But…I need my parent's permission. (Shoves a contract thingy in Professor X's face) So you have to sign this!
Professor X: Umm, sure. (Professor X signs the contract thingy)
(That idiot doesn't realize that parents are the one's who have to sign permission slips. He's no genius)
@_@
Bloodberry: (Grabs the contract from Xavier's hand) Yesssssss! I did it!
Professor X: Did what?
Bloodberry: (Rips the 2nd part of the contract and hands it to Xavier) Here, you have to have a copy so you'll be prepared of what's to come.
(Professor X reads the contract. Suddenly his eyes widen. )
Professor X: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not another one. I hate being manipulated by a couple of talent less wanna be authors!
Bloodberry: (Angrily) You shouldn't have said that. Now I'll make you suffer. Never insult fanfiction writers. I mean after all, we are the ones who hold your fate in the palm of our hands.
Professor X: Hmm.
Bloodberry: If you say hmm one more time I swear I'm gonna///
(Black smoke starts to cover the room)
Bloodberry: Professor…your desk is on fire.
Professor X: Nooo! Not again!
Bloodberry: See ya! Peace!!!
(Bloodberry walks out the door)
Professor X: Hey hold on a minute!!!
Bloodberry: (Takes a deep breath) Bolero of blood!
(Bloodberry vanishes in a cloud of red smoke)
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Somewhere in Xavier's School For the Gifted…
Jean: I want a 600-word essay by tomorrow morning.
Students: (Sarcastically) Yes Miss Gray.
Bobby: Weeeee!
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(Makes an ice skateboard and skates away leaving a trail of ice)
Jean: Bobby you are making a mess. That's a one-hour detention! Bobby…Bobby get back here!
(Students stand up and run out of Jean's class)
Jean: Hey wait! Oooooh, sometimes I could just burn em all!
(Someone stands outside the classroom door)
Bloodberry: Well we wouldn't want you to have a Carrie episode.
Jean: AHHH! Don't sneak up on me! Who are you?
(Bloodberry goes into the classroom)
Bloodberry: (Happily) I'm your new student! Professor X said you're gonna give me a tour of the school.
Jean: (Murmurs) You'd make friends with Jubilee really, really fast perky girl.
Bloodberry: (Enthusiastically) What was that? I can't hear yoooo!
Jean: Uh, nothing. Didn't the professor give you a tour? He loves to give tours.
Bloodberry: Um, (Looks at doorway towards Xavier's office) He's a little preoccupied right now.
Jean: Okay. Follow me.
(Mutant school theme music plays on background…the same one that was used on Logan when Professor X gave him a tour.)
Jean: Here at Xavier's School for the Gifted teach students how to//
Bloodberry: Um…don't you get tired of teaching the same class with those kids using their mutant powers to disrupt you everyday…over and over again?
Jean: Sometimes…why do you ask?
Bloodberry: Looks like you need a vacation.
Jean: Vacation, HA! I wish but I'm a teacher. I can't afford a decent vacation on a teacher's pay.
Blooberry: My cousin works at a travel office. She could send you and Scott to Hawaii!
Jean: Oh.
Bloodberry: (Desperate voice) Umm, you'll get 50% off all your travel expenses!
Jean: Fifty percent off!
Bloodberry: Uhh huh!
Jean: I'm so there!
Bloodberry: Here. (Hands a weird contract thingy at Jean) You have to sign this…for your trip an all.
Jean: Sure, anything to get away from those pesky punks.
(Jean takes out a pen and signs the contract thingy)
Bloodberry: Yessss! (Snatches contract from Jean's hands)
Jean: Now do I get to go to Hawaii?
Bloodberry: Uhh, sure. (Hands Jean second part of the contract) Here, you need a copy of the thing you just signed. Read it.
(Jean reads it and drops it)
Jean: No, not another one. You little whore! You tricked ME!!!
Bloodberry: Bye now!
Bloodberry: (Takes a deep breath) Bordello, I mean Bolero of… aw hell!
Pouf
(Bloodberry vanishes in a cloud of smoke)
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Garage of X.S.F.T.G
Cyclops: And that's how you fix a bike. Of course if I had my bike I could actually teach you how to do it the right way! DAMN YOU LOGAN!!!
(The veins on Scott's forehead get huge!)
Blue hair student: Are you okay Mr. Summers?
Cyclops: Shut the hell up! Everyone get out!
Jubilee: What a prick!
Kitty: I know. He used to be so nice.
Bobby: He's lost it ever since Wolverine took his bike.
Fat student: Sir Scott hasn't been the same since.
Kitty: I hear he's breaking up with Jean.
Jubilee: He's been bad in bed?
Kitty: Yup.
Blue hair boy: Wolverine rules!
Bobby: Wolvie's the man!
(Cyclops who was listening to the entire conversation the whole time reaches for the button on his ruby visor)
Bobby: Run! Mother-Scott has gone insane!
(Cyclops shoots an optic blast at bobby but doesn't come even close to hitting him. Instead he hit's Professor X's very expensive Mercedes Benz!)
Cyclops: AGGG…(Chokes) CRAAAPPPPP!!!
(Students run away scared)
(Bloodberry walks cautiously up to Scott)
Bloodberry: Hello sir…Uhh, Wolverine sucks?
Cyclops: Damn right!
Bloodberry: (Murmurs) No he doesn't. God I fell so dirty.
Cyclops: What was that?
Bloodberry: Nothing. What would you say if I could get you your bike back?
Cyclops: I'd say you're hallucinating. (Sadly) No one can detach Logan from my bike.
Bloodberry: Follow me!
(Cyclops follows Bloodberry outside the front gate)
Bloodberry: Ta da! (Bloodberry pulls out a big cape and throws it to the ground then lifts it back up)
(Scott's bike appears)
Cyclops: (Choking) How you get it b///
Bloodberry: Never mind that.
Cyclops: All right!
Bloodberry: Hold on. You have to sign this. (Pulls out another contract thingy)
Cyclops: Anything to get my beloved bike back. (Cyclops signs the contract thingy)
(Bloodberry snatches the contract from Scott's hand)
Bloodberry: Ha! I did it again!
Cyclops: (Runs over to kiss his bike) My baby! My poor baby! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! (He begins to cry and kiss his bike)
(With a sorry look on her face Bloodberry rips the 2nd part of the contract)
Bloodberry: Here, you have to read this.
(Scott reads the 2nd part of the contract than falls to his knees)
Cyclops: Damn it! No! Not again! NOOOOO!!!
Bloodberry: You said you'd do anything to get your bike back.
Cyclops: AHHHHH!
(Cyclops insanely runs to the middle of the road. A car hits him. He goes sailing into the air and falls on his bike)
Bloodberry: Ouch! That had to hurt!
Cyclops: (Dizzy) I'm okay. I'm okay.
(Cyclops stands in front of his bike and starts murmuring something about getting even with Logan, and then he finally faints)
Bloodberry: Oops.
(A girl with blue hair suddenly appears in a cloud of blue smoke)
Blueberry: (My cousin) Do you have to be so tricky?
Bloodberry: I'll do anything to get the X-Men's signatures on these contracts.
Blueberry: So, who's your next victim?
Bloodberry: Hmm. Oh great so now Professor X has got me saying it!
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Sorry, Cyclops gets on my nerves sometimes. Review OK! ^-^