Summary: Alexis has the perfect life..well...almost. Her boyfriend is totally awesome, she has maids and butlers and almost anything she could ask for. She has the biggest house and her family is the richest in LA. The only problem is: Her sister is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. That's all she ever hears...night and day, and she hates it. So what'll happen when Joe Jonas hits on her and she discovers that they live next door?

You guys probably wake up to something nice, like birds outside your window; I could wake up to that...but no...I wake up to my sister jumping around and singing to Year 3000. Yeah. A song by my least favorite band on the planet. Give me a Barbie soundtrack; I can handle that. I would actually prefer that over the worst band ever; the Jonas Brothers.

"Abby!" I yelled. One of my family's maids came running into the room, stopping at the doorway to curtsy. "I'm hungry and I have no breakfast and no Bella!" I shouted, each word getting louder than the one before.

We, my sister (Alexandria), me (Alexis), daddy (Alexander) and my mom (Alyssa), all live in the biggest house in Los Angeles, but I can't get a room far enough from my sister.

Don't get me wrong; I love my sister. She's my best friend next to Bella, my Pomeranian. I just sometimes lose my tempter when I wake up hungry and hearing the Jonas Brothers.

The Jonas Brothers are a whole new topic all together. Moe, Kennan and Mickey or whatever their names are are my sister's new favorite band…for the moment; and calling her obsessed is an understatement. She thinks that she's the next Mrs. Jonas; she says she's going to marry the youngest one…well, whichever one that is.

Bella ran into my room, her bark a high pitched yap. She jumped on my bed and ran over to my lap, quieting down instantly. I stroked the top of her head gently. Bella looked up and started licking my face with her sandpaper tongue. I started laughing and playfully tried to keep her down, but she kept 'attacking' me.

Amber, another one of the maids, came into my room carrying a breakfast tray for me and a fancy bowl of the most expensive dog food money can buy. She put the bowl of dog food on the ground and gave me the tray. Bella automatically jumped down onto the floor and I started into my breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles and orange juice.

Alyssa stood in the doorway, hiding half her body and knocking on the door frame. "Ally!" I yelled, putting my tray off to one side of my. Don't tell the others but she's my favorite. She's the one that deals with Edward.

"Hey Lexi," she said, coming out from behind the door frame, but still holding something behind her back. "Well, I heard today's your birthday, and I think Edward heard as well," she told me, pulling a dozen white roses out from behind her back. She walked over to my rose vase and pulled out last week's dozen red roses; she would take them to hang downstairs and dry. She put this week's roses in last week's place. "Oh, and one more thing…" she turned around, smiling.

Then, my boyfriend Edward walked in. I jumped out of my bed and ran over to hug him.

Okay, my life was perfect…until I heard my sister screaming happily. This could only mean one thing; it had something to do with the Jonas Brothers.

A/N: So, that's the first chapter. I have the first five chapters typed up and am almost done with the sixth one. I just want two reviews before I put up the next chapter...please. bats eyelashes