A/N: Me and some people in marching band made up this parody of I'll make a man out of you from Mulan. Thanks to my brother for some of the lines. Oh, Southridge is my high school, Scott is our DM, Mount Spokane and Mead are high schools with really good marching bands. Cavalcade is a huge marching band competition in the Pacific Northwest. Just in case you are wondering... Enjoy and review. NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!
Let's get down to business,
To become the band,
How dare they send me Lions
When I asked for Suns?
You're the saddest geeks I've ever met
And you can bet before we're through,
Southridge, I'll make a band out of you
Tranquil as the Orch dorks
But on fire within
If you stay at attention
You are sure to win
You're an undressed, pale pathetic line
And you can bet before we're through
Southridge, I'll make a band out of you
I'm never gonna stay on step
Hope Scott doesn't look right at me
I was a fool for missing basics
Band camp's got em scared to death
Maybe they won't look at me
Now I really wish I knew how to march
Be a band
We must me swift as the fastest marchers
(Be a band)
With all the strength of Mount Spokane
(Be a band)
With all the force of a raging flagger
Mysterious as the dark side of your plume
Time is racing toward us
Until Mead arrives
Heed my every order
And we might survive
But we're unsuited for
Calvacade awards
So pack up, go home we're through
How could I make a band out of you?
Be a band
We must me swift as the fastest marchers
(Be a band)
With all the strength of Mount Spokane
(Be a band)
With all the force of a raging flagger
Mysterious as the dark side of your plume
Be a band
We must me swift as the fastest marchers
(Be a band)
With all the strength of Mount Spokane
(Be a band)
With all the force of a raging flagger
Mysterious as the dark side of your plume