Challenge #1
A/N; Found this saved on my laptop. It's not Beta'd and its a response to a challenge from somewhere (sorry, no idea where). Slightly random and told from a mysterious soldiers POV but it made me laugh. Let me know what you think...
If someone had told me that my day would be this ridiculous, I would have been torn between getting up earlier or not getting up at all. I mean seriously, today is definitely a day of firsts. There was actually coffee left at breakfast. We discovered a new part of the city and there was actually something decent on in the rec room. There was also a very simple explanation for going on an away mission with SGA1.
It was a nice short walk from the gate to the nice friendly simple village. We were actually welcomed and invited to lunch. I managed to learn a lot about their culture by actually talking to opened minded individuals and for once there was a lot of laughter. The guys were even comparing the women to Earth (or maybe it was just a first that I actually heard them.) Apparently who ever they were talking about didn't meet McKay's approval, because that's when he uttered the famous words.
"Oh please... I'd rather date a wraith"
And did it go downhill from there. Of course McKay had to pick the moment where everyone had gone quiet so naturally the entire village heard. If we didn't know that they hated the Wraith before, we certainly found out then.
The rest of the day was very much normal. We ran like hell to the gate, with a village full of angry locals. And then argued on who would be telling a very angry Dr Weir what happened. Guess who lost …