How To Survive College with Homicidal Maniacs

By: Fenrir's Angel

Rating: Teen

Disclaimer: None of the characters from the Kingdom Heart Series and FFVII are mine they belong to the company of Square Enix.Though I wish I owned them! w

About the Title: It was something that popped into my head when I thought about how hard I would be to go to college with Sephiroth and all of the other locos of FFVII and KH I & 2.The title will change according to the descriptions of each character.

Note: The title was inspired by the song High School Never ends by Bowling for Soup. This is a Combo of FFVII and the Kingdome Hearts Series. Also if you have read my first chapter of my Series in progress I'm Lost Withought You this does in some way follow the depressing storyline. Due to Riku Yasha's past. The "incident" mentioned in the Second Paragraph is mentioned in I'm Lost Withought You with the whole Nibleheim massacre…thingy…Yesh I do know I made Sora older than 15.

Riku yawned as she slid out of bed and onto the floor her sheets, her pillows, blankets, and her laptop were the only things left in her room. She pounded on her brother Sora's door and then on her brother Brandon's door

Riku yelled sleepily from the door "Hey! Wake we gotta go soon t-"

But before she could finish her sentence BAM!! Her brother had swung the door open and had slammed it into her face.

He was holding back laughter he spoke his voice cracking "Whoops!!"

Riku glared at him and she trudged into her bathroom and took a shower and she got dressed. She then came downstairs with a pile of boxes with her laptop neatly placed on top.

Her maid which was more of a mom to her she smiled her eyes were red Riku gave her a soft smile "Aww Miss Emilee you have everyone to keep you company…"Her hand motioned towards the four of her siblings ranging from 14-17 .

Miss Emilee smiled. It's not you leaving it's just that I wish your mom was here to see you grow up!"

Riku realized that her mom had passed away in a "incident" that gave Riku a sad pang. But she knew this is what her mom would want after all Riku and Brandon was going to college late. But for Sora it was not late at all it was actually a bit early since he had finished school pretty early due to the whole keyblader deal... but Midgar was totally used to all that crap so the 16 year old was allowed. The three brought the rest of their boxes down and said their goodbyes.Riku climbed into the shiny black Eclipse ad she looked in the back everyone was sad but they all knew that they would come back.

As they pulled out of the drive way Riku sighed "Oh joy! Three wonderful hours with you two…"She said in a sarcastic tone.

Brandon shot her a glance and Sora laughed and said "Yep three hours cramped in a black car on our way to the paradise of Midgar!!"They all laughed.

Two Hours Later

"How much longer…"Sora whined in the back seat Brandon whose it was now his turn to drive was sick of the rode.

Riku had fallen into a deep sleep.Brandon laughed at her mumbling in her sleep Sora gave a snort and was of course devising something in his head to get Riku good. So he got close to her ear and with his oh so wonderful mimicking powers had a perfect rendition of Cloud's voice.

"Riku…Riku wake up come on…Come on wake up we've gotta go Sephiroth is coming…"He said in his mimicking state.

Riku shot up and was glancing around realizing Cloud nor Sephiroth was there she growled "No good rotten bean sprout midget…"

One Hour Later Drive Finished

Sora had parked the car and the moment he turned off the engine the bursted out of the car.Riku a little car sick was little dizzy and she came out slowly. Brandon ran around a bit to stretch his legs. And they began the task of getting their boxes out and putting them on a trolley they were given. Once that was finished they ambled happily into the office where they would get what Riku called the dreaded room mates. They waited patiently in the long line of new students when it was finally there turns they were handed a couple papers explaining everything and then came the worst part room mates.

The lady at the desk spoke "I will put you on the same floor due to the fact you all are close siblings we usually don't do this but you guys are a special case. Okay here are you keys and room number it tells you your room mate. Ms.Riku you have room 101 you are sharing the room with Yuffie Kirasagi…"Riku danced around happily glad to have her friend as a room mate. The secretary gave her a glance and continued "Mr. Brandon you have Yazoo…and room 110"That stopped Riku in her tracks she was dumb struck Brandon looked at her stupidly. But they decided not to bother her right now so they let her continue "And Sora you have…Roxas…in room 107."Riku gave a huff of relief and the cam out of the office stopping outside so Brandon can throw of some steam.

"WHY HIM!!!Damn…silver haired asshole…"Brandon said enraged about his new roommate.

Riku sighed relaxed and calm "Hey at least it wasn't Kadaj and you can always divide the room in half…"

Sora looked at his older brother and sister and felt a hand touch his shoulder which made him jump around nervously but when he looked up at the hooded face his face lit up like a light bulb.

"Hey Sora!" The hooded face said in a joyful voice and the person removed the hood and there was the red headed strangely marked bandit number two as Riku called him, Axel.

Sora grinned happily and tapped his arguing brother and sister who looked like they were pretty engaged into their argument about their three favorite people in the whole wide world.Sora gave a loud groan and looked at Axel who gave him the usual mischievous grin. Under Axel's wonderful little organization hood was of course the greatest weapon ever made to annoy or get some angry siblings attention a paint ball gun.Sora's eyes went wide as Axel aimed it at Riku's back and BAM!! It hit her as hard as a real bullet would hit some criminals back.

She whizzed around a deep growl from her wolf self erupting "Who in Fenrir's na-…"Riku was stopped by her shock to see Axel "What the hell are you doing here!?"

Axel laughed "Mansex wanted us to go to college so we would stop being complete dumbshits…"

Riku rolled her eyes and she spotted her other favoritest person in the whole wide world…not. Red haired strangely marked bandit number one, otherwise known as Reno.

Reno tackled Axel and looked up at Riku laughing his but off at her covered in red paint body "Ha! You just got owned!!"

But with one hard cold stare Riku's hut him up. And she looked unhappily at the two "Just when I thought I would get a break from you all…You all stalk me to college!!"She said in a huff. Brandon mouthed off her words given a bunch of obnoxious faces making Axel and Reno snort in laughter.

Sora sighed "Come on we better find out rooms...Guys…."He said starting to push the trolley away as Riku and Brandon trailed behind him still feeling like they should have finished their argument but they decided to leave it at that.

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