Title – AIM talk
Summary – This is how I picture our favorite bleach characters associating online. Hehe enjoy!
Disclaimer – Tite Kubo owns everything of course!
Author's Note – Well, everyone seems to be doing Bleach Drabbles. And I don't want to copy anyone, but I also don't want to have a bunch of one shots… but Bleach is just so fun to write about!! So here are my one shot stories also. Mostly are teenager moments. Some cute fluffy moments and other's just funny. Enjoy!
Also warning for language! Some sexual references.
Rukia was lying on her stomach on Ichigo's bed. She was drawing yet more of her drawings listening to Ichigo's ipod. The strawberry boy was still at school for several projects he had to finish for finals.
She was bored and decided not to stay at school. Especially since she was finished with her projects (Ichigo gave her a look and asked the sky why life was so unfair) but also because Ichigo didn't want it to look TOO suspicious. So in his room she sat drawing and listening to music. It was quickly becoming boring. Rukia sighed and stood up stretching. Ichigo wouldn't be home for awhile…
She sat at his desk and opened his laptop. He taught her how to use it, how to type, how to set up the internet, how to browse the internet and how to block sex pop up ads. It was rather embarrassing when his pop ups blocker was turned off and two sex ads came on. She looked at him curiously but he just slammed his lap top shut and told her that the internet was perverted.
So here she was on his lap top browsing the internet with no pop up ads. And there it was, the little AIM buddy. She clicked on it and put in her password.
Ichigo made everyone at Soul Society who wanted it one. It took him forever. He had told Rukia that if he ever had to do something like this ever again he'll kill Chappy. It wasn't exactly internet over in Soul Society, but with their technology they are able to communicate via e-mails and instant messaging.
ChapiRuki is now sighed on.
Rukia looked at her buddy list and saw Ichigo's screen name online. Ichigetsu. She rolled her eyes. What a boring name.
She smiled when she got an instant message from him. Even if It was mean.
Ichigetsu: Get the hell off of my computer!
ChapiRuki: No way! I'm bored Ichigo…. When are you coming home? And how are you on the computer?
Ichigetsu: I'm at school… I dunno when I'll be home.
ChapiRuki: Well hurry up and get home! I'm bored! I think I'll start snooping around your room now…
Ichigetsu: Hey no! I iohedlnassd!dasxz
ChapiRuki:………… you okay?
Ichigetsu: Hey when I get home you better be on my bed ready for me! edqaxzx /352
ChapiRuki: Oh hell no! dick….
That was rather strange… Ichigo doesn't say stuff like that…
Ichigetsu: Sorry Rukia, Keigo wants to know why you're at my house… He's gone to get some snacks for us so yeah… don't mention home anymore okay? I told him you're hanging out with my sisters. So play along.
ChapiRuki: Sure… I bet you are just dreaming to get me on your bed! Lol.
Ichigetsu: In your dreams shinigami. Now behave until I get home!
ChapiRuki: be back
Ichigo looked at her message and sighed. She was probably snooping around his room or something… she does that when she's bored. Thank god she never manages to find much. He keeps everything well hidden. He looked around the computer lap and yawned. Damn it was boring in here. He was done with his part of the project, but because he was a nice guy he decided to stick around for the other guys. Keigo, Chad, and Mizuiro.
ChapiRuki: Back
Ichigetsu: Whatever you found put it back.
ChapiRuki: I had to bounce in my closet. Your dad came in just now and put something on your bed….hehe….
Ichigetsu: ……… great….. more of that old man's sick shit. I swear he wants me to make him a grandfather already …. Why I wonder.
ChapiRuki: Maybe he knows I'm in here that's why he gave these to you."
Ichigetsu: I'm afraid to ask what they are…
ChapiRuki: condoms. LOL!
Ichigetsu: Damn it! sick old bastard. What if my sisters walked in my room?! They know their father is a perv but to think their brother is a perv?!
ChapiRuki: Well you are a perv I hear you at night.. "Oh Harder! Yeah just a little moooore yeah! Ooooh!!" LOL
Ichigo blushed and quickly closed out of the message box and opened a new one making sure nobody saw that line.
Ichigetsu: I do not!
Zabimaru01 has now joined the conversation.
ChapiRuki: RENJI! HI!
Ichigetsu: who the hell allowed you in……
Zabimaru01: dumb ass I let myself in. hey Rukia what's up?
ChapiRuki: good good… bored at Ichigo's house. He's at school and I'm in his smelly room : (
Ichigetsu: I do not have a smelly room!
Zabimaru01: I bet you do, poor Rukia, having to live in that.
Ichigetsu: whatever… baka's…
Shuuhei69 has now joined the conversation.
Shuuhei69: what up my bitches?!
Ichigetsu: the day I become your bitch is the day I die!
Ichigetsu: wait… NO! I take that back! I forgot you are dead… I mean the day I … ah hell shut the hell up
Zabimaru01: LOL!! Ichigo you bitch.
Ichigetsu: Shut the hell up!
ChapiRuki: Yeah shut the hell up you guys, Ichigo is nobodies bitch
Ichigetsu: wow thanks Rukia
ChapiRuki: except my bitch
ChapiRuki: BWHAHAHAHAHA
Shuuhei69: wow Ichigo lol
Zabimaru01: LOL!!! Rukia Byakuya just walked by and saw what you wrote… he said in his normal emotionless tone, "at least she isn't his bitch I'd be upset at that…" and walked off smirking! LOL ohhhh shitttt never thought I'd see the day!!
Ichigetsu: I AM NOT ANYONE'S BITCH!!
ChapiRuki: Quiet bitch I did not tell you to speak! LOL
Shuuhei69: THE Captain Byakuya Kuchiki said that… damn this is some hilarious shit!
ChapiRuki: I have to pee.
Shuuhei69: ……….. o.0
Zabimaru01: that's nice.
Ichigetsu: fucking sick
ChapiRuki: Well unfortunately I can either hold it or walk down to Kisuke's shop to pee because Ichigo isn't here and his family could be somewhere in the hallway… TT so hold it I shall!
Zabimaru01: you know one time I had to pee real bad but your brother put a lock on the door so I couldn't escape from my paperwork even if I was dying so I peed in a cup LOL! Oh shit it was funny… you should do that!
Ichigetsu: and here I didn't think it could get any worse…
Shuuhei69: Oh I've peed in bottles tons of times, you know drinking sake on the job all day you gotta do what you gotta do!
ChapiRuki: Well I don't have a penis so I can't very well stick my vagina in a bottle and pee now can I?
Ichigetsu: OH! GROSS! You people are sick……
Shuuhei69: What Ichigo does the word vagina make you sick? Hehehee
Zabimaru01: Or maybe just Rukia's pussy makes him sick. Makes me sick. LOL
ChapiRuki: Fuck you all.
Ichigetsu: You all have dirty mouths…
Shuuhei69: Hey guys I'm going to add someone.
ChapiRuki: Probably one of his sluts hahaa.
Shuuhei69: Shut it Rukia or I'll tell everyone what you did at that huge festival we had here!
ChapiRuki: Whatever….. it wasn't that bad….
Shuuhei69: What if your brother found out?
ChapiRuki: ………. You wouldn't…. would you?
Shuuhei69: mmmmmayyyyyybeeeee….. okay not really. I'm not that cruel. Haha you'd probably get your allowance cut!
Ichigetsu: I'm not her brother can I know? She has so much dirty crap on me it's not even funny.
Zabimaru01: OH! Now I know what you guys are talking about, yeah that was some funny shit! If Byakuya ever found out…. Phew…
Ichigetsu: What?
ChapiRuki: NOTHING! I didn't do anything… I just had too much sake. That's all… haha.
Ichigetsu: Well how much did you have? Last I saw you could handle your sake fucking well.
Zabimaru01: Let's just say me and Shuuhei caught her. and I think we'll keep it at that.
Shuuhei69: Ah… yeah we will. Poor Rukia has had to have make fun of her forever now.
Blondygirl22 has just signed on.
ChapiRuki: AHHHHHHH!!!! I'm looking at little moving pictures right now and there's one with a cute little Chappy Bunny dancing on a Dance Dance Revolution pad! Awwwwww soooooo cute!!!
Blondygirl22: wow… hey Rukia… hahaa.
ChapiRuki: Hey Rangiku!
Shuuhei69: How is my favorite big breasted woman?
ChapiRuki: You know I find that degrading!
Zabimaru01: you're just saying that because you don't have boobs Rukia.
Ichigetsu: Ouch…
ChapiRuki: I do too! You've just never seen them!
Blondygirl22: It's okay Rukia, I think you're gorgeous! We just need you to show off your body a little more haha.
ChapiRuki: umm... I'm okay.
Blondygirl22: Oh yeah, I forgot you're brother will kill you. A noble dressing skanky… won't pass.
Shuuhei69: I saw Rukia's boobs. Their not too bad I bet you can fit your hands over them perfectly. Perfect for gripping! LOL.
ChapiRuki: WHEN?! When I get up there I'm kicking your ass!!
Ichigetsu: haha you're all a bunch of partying dorks!
Zabimaru01: You saw her tits and I didn't?! When?!
ChapiRuki: RENJI!
Shuuhei69: Me and Kira were hoping to see Rangiku taking a shower in the girl's locker room, instead we saw Rukia. First we were sad but DAMN! Rukia sure has a nice body. LOL!
ChapiRuki: Oh that's it you're so dead…..
Blondygirl22: Hey Ichi have you ever seen our baby Rukia naked?
Ichigetsu: no (he may seem calm but he's laughing and blushing like crazy over at school)
ChapiRuki: Stop talking about me like I'm not here!!
Zabimaru01: Hey guys I have to split Byakuya's having a bitch fit about me not having my paperwork done. I'll catch you guys later!
ChapiRuki: Bye shit head, I'll kill you later.
Blondygirl22: see ya Renji.
Ichigetsu: later
Shuuhei69: Bye bitch!
Zabimaru01 has just signed off.
ChapiRuki: haha my brother …. Having a bitch fit.
Ichigetsu: He had a bitch fit when he found me in your bed! LOL.
ChapiRuki: LOL!
Blondygirl22: You two are doing it!?
Ichigetsu: NO! I was sick.
ChapiRuki: He was visiting Soul Society and he had the flu the idiot. So while I was out at my squad Ichigo was resting in my bed. Well, my brother wasn't happy at all.
Shuuhei69: Hey I have to go guys. For some reason since our captain has disappeared they want me to do all the work…. -- So…. I'll see you bitches later!
Blondygirl22: I'm not your bitch. But I'll see you later anyways.
ChapiRuki: Call me a bitch one more time and see if you have a dick to even make me your bitch.
Ichigetsu: ……… she kicks hard in the groin area……….
Shuuhei69: I KNOW………….. LOL
Shuuhei69 has just signed off.
Blondygirl22: You've kicked poor Ichigo in the groin?
ChapiRuki: Not really, Kon was in his body and came onto me. So I kicked him as hard as I could without thinking. Poor Ichigo got in his body and crumpled over. LOL it was amusing but I felt bad.
Ichigetsu: Thank god I didn't get the full blow of it… only the after affects.
Blondygirl22: LOL how were you masturbating Ichigo?!
Ichigetsu: I don't do that………
Blondygirl22: suuuuure.
ChapiRuki: oh he does. I hear him in the shower LOL. He doesn't do it in his room anymore. But that first night I came I caught him hehehehehehe.
Ichigetsu: WHAT?!
Blondygirl22: Come on Ichigo it's only natural
ChapiRuki: Yeah of course it is. Everyone does it hahaha.
Ichigetsu: Whatever…..
Blondygirl22: Hey I have to go Captain Histugaya is coming!!
Blondygirl22 has just signed off.
ChapiRuki: See ya Rangiku
ChapiRuki: Oh … she's gone already…
Ichigetsu: I'm coming home soon the guys are finishing up right now.
ChapiRuki: bring me food I'm hungry and I still have to pee!
Ichigetsu: What do you want?
ChapiRuki: You choose. Surprise me!
Ichigetsu: rabbit balls it is hahaha.
ChapiRuki: NO! I'll kill you Kurosaki Ichigo!
Ichigetsu: I'm kidding…. I'd never do that to you… I don't think.
Ichigetsu: Anyways I had better sign off. I'll be home soon. see you in a few minutes Rukia.
ChapiRuki: Bye Ichigo, see you soon.
ChapiRuki: Oh and I'll be waiting for you on your bed
ChapiRuki has just signed off.
Ichigo sat there staring at her words and blushed. Of course she was joking, but that didn't mean he didn't have feelings for her… this was one interesting chat he had. Ever since Rukia came into his life. His life has changed for the better. And he's made plenty of new friends. Of course they were all crazy and wild just like Rukia but he was glad for them. every single day of his life he was glad for his new found friends and of course for Rukia.
"Hey Ichigo you coming or what?!" Keigo yelled looking back at Ichigo.
Ichigo nodded and turned off the computer and followed Keigo along with the rest of the guys out of the school.
One his mind was what Rukia could possibly look like if she were really on his bed waiting for him.
Well here is just a retarded one shot fic of what I picture our Bleach characters doing while talking on the computer! Wooo for instant messaging. There will be more one shots added to this story. Not a real story just a bunch of one shots. Funny moments and teenager moments.