This is going to be written on weekends (I can't promise that it will be updated every weekend). I write other Fan Fictions during the week. This system actually makes my mind clearer for school and all. So anyway enjoy.

A child can change
A man
By: Thunderstarwarp

Chapter 1 Impossible!

After the Aqua Teens and Ezekial returned home, Frylock returned to his room to see what the DNA results were.

He was sure that Ezekial wasn't Shake's son. It was impossible; he never had sex so how was it possible? He didn't care if how many times Shake said he slept with 'hundreds of women' but he knew he was lying. He just needed to prove that to Shake and Meatwad.

Frylock used his fry arms to type in the information to see what the results were as he put them back. The computer made a view beeping sounds as he watched the screen. The results weren't complete just yet so he waited.

He heard Carl yelling at Shake about gas prices and comfort for prostitutes or something. He also heard Ezekial and Meatwad in the hallway playing chess with the Chess Dragon.

He sighed as his eyes returned to the computer screen. Finally the results were in. His eyes widen as soon as he saw the results.

"Oh my God!" Frylock said astounded.

----In the living room----

Shake and Meatwad returned from being outside. Shake was wobbling disoriented because he was in Carl's car breathing the exhaust trying to commit suicide showing how his son 'disgraced' him.

The Chess Dragon looked at the board angrily and said while moving a piece all over the board knocking others pieces "K E 3 to E 1 0 3."

"You can't do that! That square does not Exist! That is a blatant violation of the governing rules!" Ezekial yelled at the Chess Dragon.

The Chess Dragon grow angry and said "K S U C to K I T"

"Ha! You're the hippopotamus!"

The Chess Dragon then blew out fire out of his mouth angrily as he ran out the front door at the fact that he lost. Shake and Meatwad came to him both proud of him. Even Shake had a proud smile face on.

"Ah yeah see, No ever beats Chess Dragon, not even me… and I'm retarded." Meatwad said.

Frylock hovered from his room to the living room still surprised from the results and said "This little guy beat Chess Dragon?"

Shake wobbled next to Ezekial and said proudly "That right, my son! My son is a genius! Even though he may suck at everything else, but I can proudly say he is my son."

Meatwad rolled over to him put one of his meat appendages around the little milk shake and said "Yeah…but at least you made your father proud. Hey I bet your mother would love to know about this."

Frylock looked at Ezekial and then back at Shake and said silently "Yeah…I bet she would…Shake I need to talk to you in private."

Shake glared at Frylock and said raising his voice "Look can't I just spend five minuets with my son…I mean really."

"Shake we spent all day with him now come on!" Frylock then hovered to the other end of the hallway to his room with Shake following him.

"You know Frylock, you can be the biggest jerk! I mean I finally see something to make me proud of my son for and then you have to coming and break us apart! I mean what kind of asshole are you?"

After Shake's revelation Frylock sighed and said "Okay Shake, who is the mother?"

"Well, I swear you can't even answer my- Wait what?"

"Who is Ezekial's mother?"

"Why does it matter? He has his dad that all he needs in his life."

Frylock just stared at Shake.

"Look I can be a good father if I put my mind to it."

"That's not my point Shake! I want to know who his mother is."

"Why do you want to know that for? Oh so you could know how to get with the female form! Oh Frylock sorry but I have to have something worth of value before I tell anyone."

"No, because you two somehow share the same DNA!" Frylock yelled.

"Well duh! No wait…what…how the-…um…of course he is I told you ever since he came to our door step he was my son."

"Shake you can't possibly have a kid! None of us can!"

"Well obviously I can because he is outside of this room!"

Frylock sighed again and said "Okay, listen he does share your DNA but he also carries another; that being his mother. And even though my computer says he is your son…I still don't buy this. And I will continue not to believe it in till I know who the mother is!"

"Look, its not important okay. He obviously came from his mother because he was raised by someone. Not long after he learned that his father…Master Shake… was the most extraordinary and most powerful being on Earth. So he left his mother and went on a quest to search for his father and grow up to just like him."

Frylock just stared at him.

"That's the truth…he told before he came in."

"Look all I want to know is who the mother is. I mean was she human or…what?"

Shake looked down to the floor then back to Frylock and yelled sadly "Alright fine I admit it! I never banged any girls in my entire life. I am a virgin! Fine there you happy!"

Frylock just let out another sigh and said "Well at least that rules out how Ezekial was born."

Shake calmed down and said "Look I don't see why you have to ask me. He's in the living room just ask him."

Just then an explosion came from the Aqua Teens living room. Frylock went quickly to the living room to see the Chess Dragon back grabbing Ezekial and frying throw mid air. Meatwad rolled next to Frylock. The Chess Dragon blew fire at them to back.

"Daddy! Daddy help! Please Daddy please!" Ezekial yelled.

Shake ran back into the hallway and said "Don't worry Zeky I'll save you!"

Frylock turned to him as he was running down the hallway and said "Where the hell are you going?"

Meatwad turned to where Shake once was and said "Running away from danger like he always does."

Frylock turned around and said "Don't worry I'll save you!"

Frylock fired fireballs from his eyes but the dragon dodged them. Frylock fired lasers and the dragon dodged those too. The Chess Dragon then made a loud screech and flew out the hole it came from in the ceiling.

Frylock sighed seeing that he failed. Just then Shake came in and out the door carrying a shotgun with a serious face on. Shake saw the Chess Dragon flying away but he wasn't that high in the sky. Frylock and Meatwad followed him.

Shake took the shotgun aimed at the Chess Dragon not far from them and yelled "Give me my son back you son of bitch!"

Shake then fired the shotgun four times make the dragon fall from the sky and land on Carl's car crushing it still holding on to Ezekial. The Chess Dragon was barely alive couching up fire every now and then. Ezekial was stiff with fear. Gasoline was leaking from the tank going in front of the dragon's fire. Shake saw this and his eyes widened.

"Oh no, don't worry Zeky I'll save you!" Shake yelled running toward him.

As Shake was wobbling as fast as he could toward his son something was going through his head. For some unknown reason, he was risking his life to save his son and was doing it with full intention to save his son and not concerning his own life. For some unknown reason he was willing to die so some one else could live. He would do this to anyone else…not even Frylock or any of his friends. But for Ezekial, he was willing to make the ultimate price.

Shake made it to Ezekial and grabbed him by his straw and wobbled back to Frylock and Meatwad. Just as he got back the car exploded thus killing the Chess Dragon.

"Oh…Thank God! I don't know how I would have lived with myself if my son died in there." Shake said breathing hard letting Ezekial come back to the ground.

"Daddy you saved me! Thank Daddy. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, thank you daddy, Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Ezekial yelled happily.

Frylock was in awe at what Shake just preformed. He for the first time made a selfless act risking his life to save another. Meatwad was just disappointed that Shake didn't die.

"HEY!" Carl yelled coming from his front door seeing his car was destroyed. "What the f(car horn) happened to my freakin car!"

All the Aqua Teens and Ezekial ran back inside hoping that Carl doesn't suspect it was their fault.

I personally think that Shake would change for the better if Ezekial was his real son. With the exception of the title the plot is really finding out who Ezekial's mother is...don't worry how Ezekial is biologically realted will be revealed soon enough.