The grass was moviong along the breze, ticking my bare legs as i looked around in confuzion. Just a moment ago i was in my dark room sitting at the compoter playing skyrim and dnow i was standing in a fracken medow. Da faq?
"Hey thar." A sudden grumpy sounding vouce said from behind me. i turned around and stared at the dud de that was stuiding me. He had a braided beard with vines twiring through it old gray eryes super tan skin like those totes fake bitches who go to tanning saloons, and he was wearing a big beown robe that naerly enulfed him.
"Who be you?" i asked carfully. i didnt know whot this guy wax but he possssibly a raper. Those are dangerous ppl you know.
"I am the Grand Wizard of Azeroth."
"Um... cool skittles bro." I muthered uneazily. Rather ubruptly the Grand Wizard of Azeroth stepped closer, hjs face merly inches fropm mine.
"Dont you want to know why your here?' he asked, hjis rancid breathe burning my skin like a tosterstruddle.
"if you'll bvack away then yes." i coughed slightyl in anoyance. Alomst imediately he threw his hand up in glee (not the singing thing that is on tv with the lezbo blonde bag) and screched awesomeley.
"I have brought you into the world of skyrim! Where you will be there dovaken!11" He holered in my face. I flinched backwards in suprise and eyed him as his he was crazy. obviosly he was.
"So you sucked me itoa game?" I asked slowlyu.
"yes. Enjoy~!" The Grand MAster Wizard of Azeroth wiggled his fingers and went pof! I looked around wide eyed. I had to be high or something. Maybe i got drugged, with ruffies. And emeralds.
"This... cant be real." i grumbled to myself before beginng on what would be the start of my own persona hell.
But none the less life jus got interedsting.
MUWAWAWAA! i haz finished 1st chap! So happy :3 I needa hug sumthing. Plz revow and dont be mean or the griml;in kiong witll steal your cookies.