Hi people! This is reviewer's choice, so im doing this, then Bothering Tigerclaw (aka bothering snape) then Poitions class. Im posting this both as a second chappy and a new story all together. Ja ne! Enjoy!
From,
Mist Loinshade
CASTING:
(our favorite angsty cat was perfect for this role, so... angsty harry is...)
Crowfeather
Graystripe as Ron
Tigerclaw as Snape
Hawkfrost as Filtch (or in my POV, Filth)
Squirellflight as Hermione
Scorge: (in gaster Mode) As voldy
Leafpool as herself
Brambleclaw: (in hyper mode) Dumbledore
Enjoy the randomness HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Crowfeather: Oh! Oo! Can i do the disclaimer??
Me:shocked, and suspicousum... sure, Crowy... I was going to give it to Leafpool since she didn't get to star in this, but , watever.. I hand over paper.
Crowfeather: Reading Disclaimer: Sam doesnt own anything to do with Warriors, Hp, or PPP, but she does own the idea to start this series.and her Story Is NOT a LIST!! Stops reading : And... she does own an annoying cat named Redzy, Ashfur has A.M. Problems, AND CROWFEATHER IS NOT ANGSTY! MuaHaHaHaHa
Crowfeather runs off with disclaimer, laughing histerically
Me: Crowfeather? CROWFEATHER! GIVE IT BACK! IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY CAT, OR YOU NOT BEING ANGSTY, OR ABOUT ASHFUR! YOU ANGSTY CAT! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!
I run after him with a shock collar, Ashfur running after us, hissing
Squirellflight comes into view, (she was watching the whole time)
Squirrelflight: (accusing) Ok, who gave Crowfeather sugar??
Graystripe: Um... ok... On with the SHOW!!!
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Crowfeather: I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I doesn't know why.GRRR! Im going to take it out on people I like.
Graystripe appears
Graystripe: Hello, Crowfeather. What kind of Tomfoolery are we going to get up to today?
Crowfeather: No Tomfoolery today Graystripe, I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug!
Graystripe: Why must you hurt me this way, Crowfeather?
Squrrelflight appears
Squirrelflight: yea, whats your problem, Crowfeather?
Crowfeather: No one likes me and my clan, My life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, I'm surrounded by freaking cats and badgers all the time, what the F---!
Graystripe: But its Nature, Crowfeather, Cats and Badgers are part of Nature! (Follows butterflys momentarily)
Crowfeather: Well, I still have nightmares of Badgers eating my skin at night! I can't take it anymore! I Quit being a Warrior!
Graystirpe: Gasp!
Squirrelflight: but how are you going to save Leafpool from falling off that ledge, and, and , deafeating Scorge!
Graystripe: I thought Firestar Killed him...
Scorge is seen far off
Graystripe: he lives!!! HE LIVES!!!!!
Crowfeather: Fine, Graystripe, Its all up to you now.
Graystripe: b- but!
Crowfeather: Now Go!
Nudges Graystripe where Scorge is.
Scorge: hey little kitty cat
Graystripe: u-uh-uh-uh- shivers in fright
Scorge: ( In gansta mode )What? You wanna piece of me, huh? Huh?
Graystripe flees
Scorge: yea, you run away
Graystripe: I cant do it!
Squirrelflight: Its Ok, Graystripe, you tried your best!
Leafpool: Help! I am an inch away from a Horribly painful death in the deep dark gorge! Heeeelp!
Cats completely ignore Leafpool
Graystripe: Whats Crowfeather doing?
Hitting head against den
Crowfeather: Angst, Angst, Angst, Angst, Angst, Angst, Angst (etc)
Squirrelflight: have'nt you realized he has been kinda off today...
Graystripe: isn't he always like that??
Squirrelflight: not this bad
Graystripe: Maybe he's fallen in love...
Squirrelflight: AGAIN????
Graystripe: Or maybe he needs a hug!
Crowfeather: I dont need a hug!
Graystripe: give me a hug, Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: No! Dont be a perv! I dont want a hug!
Graystripe: Huggy!!!!!
Tries to hug Crowfeather, Crowfeather pushes him away
Crowfeather: I can hurt you!
They fight
Tigerclaw comes into view
Tigerclaw: What is this rumpus?
Graystripe: Crowfeather hit me!
Crowfeather: Graystripe invaded my personal bubble!
Tigerclaw: I think some sever punishment is in order
Crowfeather and Graystripe: Oh No!
Tigerclaw: you shall be dragged by your tails by a drunken Hawkfrost to the highledge, with a adder and a killer hyper fox, and then hes gonna-
Wands appear out of nowhere ( I blame plot holes!!! PLOT HOLES!!!!)
Crowfeather and Graystripe: Postylunickus Hyferlidge!
Some weird spell goes on Tigerclaw
Tigerclaw: wha... who...where...um, im...just, a ...gonna go now.
Tigerclaw, bewildered, dissapears
Brambleclaw appears
Brambleclaw: haahahahahhahaa that was great, guys!
Graystripe: Thanks, Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: do you still feel more of that Kitty's Angst, Crowy
Crowfeather: I think I can appreaciate life a lot more now!
Leafpool comes into view
Leafpool: You were suppost to save me! Hello??
Crowfeather: umm... yea... about that...
Brambleclaw: Well, thats fantastic!!!
Squirrelflight: Whats that smell??
Graystripe: Its Leafpool's favorite herbs of all
Everyone laughs of histerics, then, slowly, Brambleclaw goes into the sky
Crowfeather: Quick, make a wish
THE END