Do you have a moment to talk about mother miranda our saviour? our mighty miranda?
She goes by many names of course. Magnificent miranda, and most famously, mustard miranda.
What will ringo think. His alliance with miranda is over. Paul's taken her.
"Miranda i'm so sorry i thought i was your true cosgrover but now i know it was actually paul" ringo says to mighty miranda with a sigh.
Paul plays the ancient hymns of miranda's people to show his infatuation.
He messes up.
He begins to play Hannah Montana.
Miranda gasps in horror. Paul is playing the music of her rival.
Hannah Montana laughs as Miranda turns to dust and blows away with the wind.
Miranda cosgrove is now miranda cosgrnope.
Hannah Montana is back
Who is miley cyrus? The world does not know. Miranda supporters are forced to learn her fate.
Paul is now the antichrist. The anticosgrove.
We learn that Hannah mintana is not the real hannah.
Who could it be?
oh of course.
John with a blonde wig. he has lived the past 30 years plotting his future as a blonde disney starr.
He's done it.
Ringo is angry.
He is no longer the only starr here.
john lennon is not dead. critics gasp.
"he has been bringing families together for years now, generations. what an inspiration." they say.
The only thing ringo has brought together was the pineapples but they rebelled.
Suddenly a wild Nicholas cage appears. we learn that he is actually the singer for green day.
Who is billie jo?
All nicholas wanted was to be was an american idiot.
Well hes done it.
Hes the biggest idiot america has seen yet.
Oh but who's that in the background?
George steals the declaration of independence. He needs food for his dolphins of course.
His dolphins quickly eat away our countries government.
George no. stop.
This is why john was hiding for so long.
Shrek lurks in nicholas cages shadow waiting for his moment to take the spotlight.
Shrek slowly puts his hands on nicholas cage's shoulder. He lowers his voice and the lights dim.
"Your time here is ogre" he says.
Aliens rise from above and zap up nicholas. Sonic weeps on shreks shoulder. Spongebob takes no part in this cos he cannot breathe air.
"do not fear sonic. Shrek is love, shrek is life" shrek says
Sonic immediately stops crying. Spongebobs presence is felt. Mentally he is there with shrek.
Paul zaps shrek with his anticosgrove powers.
Shrek falls into sonics arms.
Sonic is crushed.
George tears up at Paul's evil ways and falls in love with paul.
Johnly Lennrus is jealous and twerks on ringo.
Ringo is confused
as always
Nicki mason watches from the hills. at one point he was the anti crust.
*dust in the wind by kansas begins to play. miranda is always in the wind conforting us with the sweet sound of rock n roll*