Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any characters, or even the stinkin DMV. Oh well.
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I was sitting in the DMV, waiting for matt and mommy (a/n: matt=brother)
When all of a sudden, I saw purple cows. They made me laugh, those sows.
Then Edward comes up to me. "Purple cows, I see."
"Yes, if you like, then we can have a feast in the east." I rhymed.
"A feast for my siblings and I" he mimed. "It'll be better than pie."
They started coming in. Rosalie and Alice, throwing a camera in a bin.
Emmet and jasper fighting, Carlisle and Esme dining.
"There's a cow on the roof!" called a man named ted. "I need proof." Edward said.
I pointed with my head.
"Thank you" he nodded. Then I poked and I prodded.
"May I join in the fun? There is no sun." I asked.
"Are you crazy? You're a mortal! In a hat!" he crashed.
"I think we can fix that." I added. Then, to our surprise, Carlisle bumped me and bit. I didn't expect to be hit.
Now I'm a vampire, thanks to the DMV. Aren't those great memories?
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Thanks for reading! I was bored when I wrote this, so yea…..
Ja ne!