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"Mimi! Mimi! Where are you?" Naruto trudged through the exhibit, looking over the rocky edge that led to a small pond.

"Oof!" Naruto fell back and hit the ground. He started laughing as soon as he felt the rough tongue licking his entire face. "Mimi! Come on!" A few more licks and the large paws were gone from his chest. Naruto sat up, grinning. In front of him sat an Orange Bengal tiger, its tail swinging side to side happily. It seemed to be smiling.

"Alright, no more playing around." Naruto stood up and put on a semi-serious face. Mimi just sat there, looking at him. "We have to practice those other tricks before the zoo opens." Mimi stared. "Then we can play more hide and seek okay?" Naruto smiled. As soon as Mimi heard those words she was up and prancing around, almost as if she was rushing him to start.

Naruto laughed and went to grab the balls to practice.

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Gaara was definitely not happy. Why had he agreed to even go on this ridiculous date? It's not like he had feelings for anyone…especially not this girl who kept clinging to his arm. So why hadn't he left yet? Gaara pondered this thought as he half glared at the girl who placed the tickets in the gate, letting them through.

She looked up at Gaara, giggled, and continued to cling to his arm. Gaara rolled his eyes and let out an inaudible sigh.

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"Wow!"

"How did he do that!?"

"That's so cool!"

Gaara wanted to bang his head on the freaking brick wall. These people were so easily amused.

The girl that had been clinging to his arm had jumped up front to get a better look at the show. Gaara was beginning to pace. He just wanted to be somewhere else…ANYWHERE else…

"Hey everybody! We've got one last trick for you before the end of the show!" A voice rang out. The crowd roared in excitement.

Gaara couldn't take it anymore. He pushed his way through to the front of the crowd and gripped the bar. He looked left and right but didn't see the girl anywhere. Irritated he hung his head over the edge of the railing. The crowd screamed in excitement, making Gaara jump. He looked up to see the tiger sitting not too far from him in a tree. It was looking at him one moment, then jumping from the tree to a wall and down to the ground in seconds. It was walking around the blonde trainer, purring. It seemed to be looking at Gaara as it wrapped its tail around the trainer's torso. For a moment, Gaara's eye twitched.

The crowd burst out in applause.

"Thank you everyone! Our next show will be at 3:30!" The trainer waved and smiled at the crowd.

The blonde trainer continued to play with the Bengal tiger as the crowd dispersed. Gaara couldn't help but watch. He couldn't tear his eyes away from them.

"Gaara-san!" The giggly girl popped up and latched herself onto Gaara's arm once again. "Let's come back later to see the show again!" Before he could really respond the girl was dragging him towards the aquarium.

Gaara rolled his eyes. Fish. Oh joy.

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