Sasuke blinked uncomfortably in his seat and looked to his right. Naruto was still on his 21st bowl of beef ramen and still going strong. To his left Sakura in her bikini which showed off NOTHING. He sighed.
Kakashi had suggested they do a little bonding so they could defeat Orochimaru. After all, love makes the world go round.
"This orgy is NOT going well," Sasuke thought out loud.
"What's an orgy?" asked Naruto "Is it something like porridge?"
Sakura choked on her porridge and sprayed it all over some random guy. The guy slammed his cup of sake down and turned around to glare at them. 'Uh oh...' 3 of them thought. It was Gaara of the dessert; his ultra-thick eyeliner was smudged from the porridge Sakura spewed.
"Did I hear…ORGY?" interest and curiosity sparked in Gaara's eyes.
"Yea!!!" said Naruto, "I said it was a type of porridge"
"Really?" said Gaara, "I thought it was a type of bee"
"I have idiots as students" thought Kakashi.
"What has our idiot teacher taught us…" Sakura muttered and looked over at Gaara, "So…you wanna catch some orgies?" she blinked 'innocently'
Gaara tucked his eyeliner sand pencil back into his gourd, "Sure!" he replied.
"Wait!" said Sakura suddenly, "Let me show you the REAL meaning or orgy…as the clever person of the group. It actually DOES involve porridge and bees. It means that a group of boys buzz around on females and hand feed her on porridge!"
"OK I changed my mind," said Gaara, "You're weird and I hate porridge"
"I'LL go with you," said Shino suddenly, wearing pink snorkels and emerging out of Naruto's ramen, "…to catch bees. I'm the BUG MASTER."
As he said that, a swarm of ants appeared and ate Naruto's ramen. "HEY!!!" Naruto yelled and grabbed his snorkel, "You'll pay for that BUGBOY!!" he roared and his eyes turned red and red slashes appeared on his cheeks. His claws reared back, ready to strike but…Sakura's bikini strap was in the way and his claws sliced through EASILY.
The bikini top fell. Sakura just stood there, shocked. Kakashi's mask fell off, revealing lips of WINE! (wtf). From pure reflex, Sasuke threw a kunai (sp?), pinning the bikini top to the wall. Gaara, thinking fast, used sand from his gourd to form a BRA!
Amidst all the chaos, a mysterious figure appeared. Naruto recognized him.
"OMFG!!!!" he yelled, "It's Micheal Jackson!!!"
"Shut up!!I'm NOTHING like Micheal Jackson!" screamed Orochimaru, "Take this Moonwalk no Jutsu!!"
Naruto, still in his demon fox form, rushed at Orochimaru ( as Shino was hiding behind him). But suddenly, Sasuke started shrieking and jumped onto the counter. Black lines and swirls crawled over his face and leathery wings exploded from his back. Naruto froze. He found Sasuke's demon form attractive/sexy!!
They stood facing each other, "so foxy, whaddaya think?" smirked Sasuke.
"It looks…absolutely delicious…" said Naruto, drooling. Sasuke tilted his head and bent closer and….
Naruto dodged Sasuke, who landed on his star-patterned nose, and grabbed something behind Sasuke.
"Yea," he said happily, " this ramen is absolutely delicious!"