AN: Welcome to Part Three of 'Why You Should Never Keep all Your S Rank Files in One Place'. As was the case with Parts One and Two, this story is co-written with Ignus Dracorex (he has an account, but no stories to his name). He will be writing any Author's Notes we feel the need to write, since it's his one function nowdays. There will be omakes in Part Three and I would like to remind you all that they are part of the cannon of this fanfiction and that you can earn omake dedications. Also: if you have not read parts one and two, you will have no f###ing clue what is going on. If you have: welcome back.

Iruka smiles as he feels his son kick him from inside Mei's stomach. "One more week," he says.

Crash! Bang! BOOOM!

"Dammit, why can't the ninja in this village keep the noise down?" sighs Mei-chan.

"Lady Mizukage!" Ao bursts into Mei and Iruka's living room. "The Fourth Mizukage has returned to the village!"

"What? He survived?" Mei stands up. "I'd better stop him!"

"Oh no you don't," says Iruka, putting her back on the couch. "You'll go into premature labour."

"But…"

"I have to agree with Iruka sama," says Ao. "You are in no condition to fight."

"I'll deal with the problem," says Iruka. "I am The Prank King, after all."

Mei sighs. "Fine."

Iruka kisses her and says, "I'll be right back." he follows Ao outside, into the village. Outside, a small, young-looking man with a tall hooked staff is defensively fighting several Mist ninjas.

"Stand back, everyone!" yells Ao. "Iruka sama will take care of this!"

The Mist ninjas stand the Kishimoto out of Iruka's way. Iruka walks up to the Fourth MIzukage. "I am Iruka Umino. What business brings you to these parts, Yagura sama?"

Yagura sama stands up straight and says, "I need to know if the Fifth Mizukage is being controlled."

"I would know if she was," says Iruka. "Who are you concerned about being in control of her?"

"Madara Uchiha," says Yagura.

A nervous gasp travels around the assembled ninjas.

Having been filled in by Itachi and Nagato on who Tobi pretends to be in his free time, Iruka says, "The masked man you think is Madara is actually just a pretender."

"He has the Mangekyou Sharingan!" insists Yagura. "He used it to control me while I was Mizukage! I barely remember what really happened to me during that time. He had me under some sort of genjutsu!"

"We know," says Ao. "Why do you think we staged a coup?"

"Am I right in believing you are the Jinchuuriki of the Three Tails?" asks Iruka, getting down to business.

"Yes, I am. What of it?" says Yagura defensively.

"There is an organization that would be happy to have you as a member-"

"If you're talking about Akatsuki, I know about them!" snaps Yagura. "There is no way I'm joining a group like that!"

"I actually meant a different organization - one that is still forming," says Iruka patiently.

"What organization?" asks Yagura, curious.

"The Jinchuuriki United Club," says Iruka, smiling. "They are still out looking for members - so far they have the 1, 6, 7 and 9 tails on board. Last I heard they were headed to the Stone to get the 4 and 5 tails. The Club is under the leadership of the Nine Tails Jinchuriki." He grins proudly. "He's my brother, you know."

"Are you sure this organization would accept me?" asks Yagura uncertainly.

"Are you a jinchuriki?"

"Yes."

"Then yes, they will. Although," Iruka grins. "If you don't know your Tailed Beast's name, you will get reprimanded. Severely."

"Fine, I'll join the Jinchuuriki Club," sighs Yagura. "It's not like I have anywhere else to go."

"Good," says Iruka, smiling. "We'll get you measured up for your uniform-"

"UNIFORM?"

"Yes, I believe it will be white, with a shirt in a colour of your choice," explains Iruka. "And the kanji for the number of tails your biju has in the back. Of course, my brother chose orange as his colour of choice."

"Oh, I suppose that won't be so bad," says Yagura. "Where do I go to join?"

"Don't worry, they will come to you," says Iruka. "Now come inside for a cup of tea. You look tired."

"Um…" Yagura looks confused. "Don't you need to ask the Mizukage's permission?"

"Probably," says Iruka. "I'll deal with that later. She knows about the Jinchuuriki United Club. She'll be fine with it."

Yagura reluctantly follows Iruka back to his house. "Um, are you sure the Mizukage won't mind you inviting me into your house?"

Iruka turns to him, an evil grin on his face. "We're sending you off for the Naruto treatment. The Mizukage is the least of your worries." He opens the door and calls, "Tadaima!"

Mei emerges from the living room, holding on to the door frame, her hand on her stomach. "The baby's coming!" she gasps out. "Oh, hey, Yagura."

"Oh, crap!" says Iruka, and scoops Mei up. "Better get you to the hospital! Stay here, Yagura! Ao, make sure he doesn't try to sneak off."

"Yes, sir!" says Ao, and turns to stare intimidatingly at Yagura.

Iruka paces the hospital corridor, unable to stand still. He got kicked out of the birthing room for 'getting under everyone's feet'. He is itching with worry. Will Mei-chan be okay? Will their baby be okay?

He turns and starts walking the other way. Come on, hurry up and be over!

After what seems like an eternity of worrying, a medic finally comes to fetch him. "You have a healthy son," says the medic.

"Oh good," says Iruka, sighing in relief. "Is Mei alright?"

"Mei sama is fine," says the medic, a smile twitching at the corner of his mouth. "Now get your ass in there."

Iruka does exactly that. Mei looks absolutely exhausted, but absolutely radiant. Iruka sits down on the edge of her bed and looks down at their son with wide eyes. The baby's eyes are still screwed shut, but they should open in a day or two. They will be blue to start with, just like every baby. Iruka wonders what colour they will turn into. The baby has tufts of reddish-brown hair all over his head. "He's beautiful," says Iruka.

"What shall we call him?" asks Mei, her attention is also fixated on the baby.

"Sanma," says Iruka.

"That kinda fits," says Mei. "Sanma."