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The End of Tenchi!!!!
As he headed to Sakuya's apartment, Tenchi decided to take the shortcut there. He ducked into a very dark and unfamiliar alley. I hope it'll take a shorter time to get to her place by going this way, he thought. I can't wait to go to that movie with her! But little did he know that he would never make it to Sakuya's place and would never go to that movie with her. Suddenly, two dark figures appeared in front of him.
"Who are you??!!" he exclaimed, suddenly very nervous.
"We have come to destroy you!" One of the figures said.
"Why would you want to do that?" he questioned.
"Because we've been watching your show, Tenchi... and you don't treat those girls that live in your house very nicely. Two of them are madly in love with you and you don't even care!! All it's about it Sakuya!!!!" the other figure answered.
"So we've decided that the world would be a better place without you."
Tenchi began to back away, bumped into someone.
"Where do you think you're going?" A young male voice asked him.
"Um..." was the only "brilliant" thing Tenchi could reply with. "What are your names??" he asked.
"My name is Li Syaoran. I am from the Li Clan which is in Hong Kong. My old mission was to get the clow cards and return them to Hong Kong, but now that I know they're safe with my partner, my new mission is to help her and another girl destroy you!! Muahahah!!" the young male replied.
"My name is Sakura. I am the clow mistress and Syaoran-kun's new partner."
"You have the same name as Sakuya?" he asked.
"No you idiot!!!! My name is S-A-K-U-R-A!!!! No Y anywhere in it!!!! How dare you insult me like that!!!!!" Sakura yelled.
"I'm sorry ma'am!!" Tenchi replied. He cowered like the baby he was.
"And my name is Sailor Saturn. I also have been sent to destroy you!! Muahahah!"
Tenchi was begining to get very scared. Sakura, along with Syaoran, attacked Tenchi with the Sakura Cards. (in the 3rd series, the clow cards become Sakura Cards) Sailor Saturn used her glaive to destroy him. Soon Tenchi fell to the cold cement and died and Syaoran, Sakura, and Sailor Saturn went home. Tenchi was never seen again and no one missed him at all except for his stupid Sakuya.
~**~ So, how'd ya like it? Sorry, but Tenchi kinda makes me mad and I don't like him very much... this was a good way to let out my anger! muahahah!!
-Daidouji-san
The End of Tenchi!!!!
As he headed to Sakuya's apartment, Tenchi decided to take the shortcut there. He ducked into a very dark and unfamiliar alley. I hope it'll take a shorter time to get to her place by going this way, he thought. I can't wait to go to that movie with her! But little did he know that he would never make it to Sakuya's place and would never go to that movie with her. Suddenly, two dark figures appeared in front of him.
"Who are you??!!" he exclaimed, suddenly very nervous.
"We have come to destroy you!" One of the figures said.
"Why would you want to do that?" he questioned.
"Because we've been watching your show, Tenchi... and you don't treat those girls that live in your house very nicely. Two of them are madly in love with you and you don't even care!! All it's about it Sakuya!!!!" the other figure answered.
"So we've decided that the world would be a better place without you."
Tenchi began to back away, bumped into someone.
"Where do you think you're going?" A young male voice asked him.
"Um..." was the only "brilliant" thing Tenchi could reply with. "What are your names??" he asked.
"My name is Li Syaoran. I am from the Li Clan which is in Hong Kong. My old mission was to get the clow cards and return them to Hong Kong, but now that I know they're safe with my partner, my new mission is to help her and another girl destroy you!! Muahahah!!" the young male replied.
"My name is Sakura. I am the clow mistress and Syaoran-kun's new partner."
"You have the same name as Sakuya?" he asked.
"No you idiot!!!! My name is S-A-K-U-R-A!!!! No Y anywhere in it!!!! How dare you insult me like that!!!!!" Sakura yelled.
"I'm sorry ma'am!!" Tenchi replied. He cowered like the baby he was.
"And my name is Sailor Saturn. I also have been sent to destroy you!! Muahahah!"
Tenchi was begining to get very scared. Sakura, along with Syaoran, attacked Tenchi with the Sakura Cards. (in the 3rd series, the clow cards become Sakura Cards) Sailor Saturn used her glaive to destroy him. Soon Tenchi fell to the cold cement and died and Syaoran, Sakura, and Sailor Saturn went home. Tenchi was never seen again and no one missed him at all except for his stupid Sakuya.
~**~ So, how'd ya like it? Sorry, but Tenchi kinda makes me mad and I don't like him very much... this was a good way to let out my anger! muahahah!!
-Daidouji-san