Summary: Nobody knows Blaine's last name. So they decide to check a website called fanfiction in hopes that it'll give them some answers. If only, if only...pure crack
Rated: T because I said so.
I was SOOO happy when ffnet went from "Blaine" to "Blaine A." This short fic was created by my confusion as to why ffnet changed it back to just "Blaine." Seriously, doesn't the man deserve a last name, people?
"Oh my god, they're gonna be so shocked!" Mercedes' squeal of excitement filled Rachel's room. Around the obnoxiously girlie room sat all the New Directions girls. And, although this wasn't exactly Santana's idea of a fun Friday night, they had agreed that it would be best to do this outside of school. More specifically, away from Kurt.
"Yeah, yeah, they'll poop rainbows. How much longer, Berry?" Santana filed her nailed for the third time that night as she stared over at said girl with a bored expression. Rachel was perched on her bed, typing away furiously on her laptop.
"Almost done. We just have to fill in the names now, and it'll be done! This is perfect!"
Even Santana had to smile at the delight radiating from Rachel. All of them were excited to see how Kurt and Blaine would react when they discovered that the girls booked them all on a week-long cruise. The happy couple had been together for almost a year now, and if these plans went through successfully, the cruise would take place during their one year anniversary. It was perfect, and it was only moments away.
"Hmm. What's Blaine's last name?" Rachel asked suddenly. The girls shrugged, so Rachel swiftly pulled out her phone and texted Kurt. A few seconds later, she received a response that made her growl in frustration.
"Kurt doesn't know, either. Odd."
"Here, ask that Wes kid on facebook. He'll definitely know," Mercedes said.
Rachel smiled and began typing away on facebook. Only to sputter a few minutes later.
"What the hell! Does this kid not have a last name or something?" The girls stared at Rachel in shock before Tina jumped up and pushed her aside.
"There's this site called fanfiction. If Blaine has a last name, it will be listed there."
It seemed like their last hope. Trusting a random site that none of them had ever heard of before didn't seem like Rachel's idea of a fun Friday night, especially when all their plans hovered around one tiny name.
"Okay, here it is. It says...'Blaine.'"
Rachel yanked the laptop from Tina's arms and let her eyes roam over the screen once, twice, three times.
"He..he doesn't have a last name!"
"He has to. Unless he dropped out of the sky one day, which is unlikely because everyone knows hobbits don't fly very well." Santana threw the nail file away and got up to leave. She didn't feel like watching Berry freak out anymore than she already had.
"I know Blaine's last name," Brittany said suddenly. Silence fell over the room and Rachel looked at Brittany, seething.
"Why didn't you say anything?"
"I forgot. Santana made me remember."
"What is it?" The whole room asked.
"Baggins."
Santana left the room fast, hoping Brittany hadn't seem her facepalm.
Looks like those cruise plans would have to wait.
Seriously, fanfiction. They said his last name on the show. You have no excuse. Thanks for reading, review please!