EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DONALD DUCK
VS
SPOT
BEGIN
[DONALD DUCK]
ALRIGHT CHICKEN BITCH YOU LOOK SO TASTY
I CAN KICK YOUR ASS CAUSE YOU'RE SO WEAK
YOU MAY BE SMART BUT YOU ARE STILL A CUNT
THE ONLY THING YOU WANT TO LEARN IS TO BE A DAMN RUNT
BEING A DOG IS NOT YOU TYPE OF THING
YOU'RE A CHICKEN GODDAMMIT SO QUIT CHANGING YOUR SPECIES
EVEN WITH YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO VERY COOL
IF YOU ACT THIS UP I'LL SEND YOU TO CHICKEN FINISHING SCHOOL
[SPOT]
OH SHUT UP DONALD COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
HAVING AN ANGER ISSUE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SINNING
HOLY CRAP YOU'RE ALMOST AS DONALD TRUMP
BEING ENVY OF CHIP AND DALE MAKE YOU TRAPPED IN A DUMP
I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT DON'T NEED A DISCRIMINATION
THE ONLY THING YOU AND DAISY DON'T HAVE IS A CLOSE RELATION
I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN YOU'LL BE GONE
YOUR SHOW ARE BORING YO'RE FINISH AND DONE
[DONALD DUCK]
OH BITE OFF MY DICK CAUSE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WIN
WHEN YOU KISS CADPIG MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN
I AM BIGGER THAN YOU AND I CAN SAIL A BOAT
I'M A SAILER YOU'RE JUST A CUNT WHO ALWAYS CHOKE
CAN'T LAY AN EGG RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T EAT OFF THE FLOOR
NO WONDER YOU'RE A CHICKEN YOU'RE A RETARDED WHORE
ME AND DAISY ARE LIKE TWO TURTLES DOVE
I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN BUT YOUR SHOW REALLY SUCK
[SPOT]
OH YOU THINK THAT'S LOVE WELL THINK AGAIN SAILER
YOU CAN'T EVEN SAIL A BOAT YOU ARE WAY OFF CHARACTER
DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT YOU DON'T WEAR PANTS
I WILL TACKLE YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU DANCE
YOUR NEPHEW ARE SO ALIKE YOU DON'T SPEND TIME WITH THEM
ALL YOU DO IS RELAX LIKE SQUIDWARD NOW AND THEN
I CAN LAY AN EGG RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING BEAK
AND MAKE YOU LOOK UGLY AND LOOK LIKE A FREAK
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE