EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
CADPIG
VS
LISA SIMPSON
BEGIN
[CADPIG]
OH HEY THERE QUEEN BITCH TIME FOR A LITTLE PHYSIC TEST
NOT KNOWING THAT YOU AND MILLHOUSE HAD SEX
AS A SIMPSON CHARACTER YOU ARE SUCH A DREAMA QUEEN
RUINING THE SHOW BY DOING THE RIGHT THING
MY ANIMATED SHOW IS MORE POPULAR THAT YOURS
YOU JUST ACT LIKE A SMARTASS AND ACT LIKE A WHORE
YOU CAN RESIST MY PUPPY FACE SO WHY NOT PET ME
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET RAPE BY MY BROTHER LUCKY
[LISA SIMPSON]
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A SMART ONE JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
BEING SARCASTIC IS MORE REASONABLE AS YOU THINK
NEVER EVEN GIVE A DAMN WHY YOU ALWAYS HOP A LOT
IF YOU LOVE MOOCH SO MUCH THEN SUCK HIS LITTLE COCK
I'M AN HONORABLE STUDENT IN SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY
ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE PROBLEM WITH YOUR PSYCOLOGY
GODDAMN YOUR HAPPINESS I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE
WHEN YOU START CRYING FOR ATTENTION MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD
[CADPIG]
YOU THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDED ATTENTION
YOU ONCE GET SAD RIGHT BEFORE YOU MET THE JAZZMAN
AND LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING AFTER YOU PLAY WITH YOUR SAX
IT MORE WORST THAN SQUIDWARD WITH A CLARINET YOU DUMBASS
YOU HAVE AN ABUSIVE FATHER WHO STRANGLE HIS SON BART
ALSO SINNING A LOT AND HE ALWAYS FART
I MUST USE MY WORLD PEACE TO MAKE HIS LIFE BETTER
ALSO WITH FAT TONY SIDESHOW BOB MR. BURN AND JAILBIRD
[LISA SIMPSON]
YOU WANTED WORLD PEACE WELL I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
AFTER WANTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THAT PRESIDENT AGAIN
YOU LOOKED SO EVIL TRYING TO GET WHAT YOU WANT
NO ONE WANT TO BE YOUR PET CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT
MY DAD MADE BE FAT BUT HE IS BETTER THAN RODGER
MAKING SHITTY MUSIC NOTE OR A GAME PROGRAMMER
ALSO ANITA WITH HER BULLSHITTED FASHION DESIGN
I SHOULD PROBALY KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN MAKE YOU CRY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE