A/N: I was bored. 3

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. The chars are copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto. And the song used here is actually called 'I Didn't Mean To Turn You On'. It's one of those '80s one hit wonders.

"When I took you out

I knew what you were all about

but when I did,

I didn't mean to turn you on..."

Cracking his eyes open to a flood of sunlight, the silver-haired shinobi slipped out of the bed that was not his. Hardened muscle rippled under his skin as he stretched and yawned. He began running a hand through his hair, knowing full well that it was striking even while tousled.

"Now you bring me home

you tell me good night's not enough for you

I'm sorry, baby

I didn't mean to turn you on..."

Using his voice, Kakashi helped his lover out in the shower. His sleep-husky voice blended well with his fellow nin's, though the other would never had known, and probably never would.

"Ooh, I didn't mean to turn you on..."

He continued humming as he ambled down the hallway, making his way to the sumptuous bathing chambers he'd not the opportunity to view the night before, as he'd been too busy stripping a certain brunette to less than skin. He would soon have the scars to prove it, and he rubbed his deeply scratched back absentmindedly.

"You read me wrong

I wasn't trying to lead you on,

not like you think

I didn't mean to turn you on..."

Removing the little clothing he'd slept in, he continued to walk, submersing himself as he fell silent, the other's back to him. He could see the love bites he'd inflicted just beginning to bruise a lovely shade of violet pink.

"I know you expected a one night stand

when I refused,

I knew you wouldn't understand..."

Holding Iruka in his arms, he gently slipped a hand between his legs and got a groan in response. The dolphin gave the last line to him.

"I'm sorry, baby... I didn't mean to turn you on."