EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HOMER SIMPSON
VS
ROLLY
BEGIN
[HOMER SIMPSON]
HEY THERE FUCKING PUP YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART
EATING DOG FOOD ALL THE TIME MAKE YOU FAT AND MAKE YOU FART
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU GAIN WEIGHT
I DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY HELP WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE GAY
YOUR ANIMATED SHOW IS BORING AND TOO FUCKING EDUCATION
ALL YOU EVER DO IS CAUSE ONE OF THE SIN
EVEN WITH YOUR SIBLING LUCKY YOU ARE STILL IN LAST PLACE
MY SERIES IS MORE POPULAR AS UP IT WERE TODAY
[ROLLY]
OH YOU THINK I'M FAT WELL LOOK WHO IS TALKING
A BALDY ROUND APE WHO IS SUCH A BLASPHEMY
YOU STRANGLE YOUR SON BART WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT
YOU COULDN'T EVEN THINK NOT EVEN WHEN YOU SHOUT
GODDAMN YOUR SHOW IS SO FUCKING BAD
NEVER EVEN GIVE A SHIT WHY IT WHEN SO LONG AND FAST
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I CAN USE MY CLAWS AND TEETH
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING CAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK AND LAZY
[HOMER SIMPSON]
WELL LOOK WHO IS TALKING AFTER HE WANT TO BE TOUGH
IMPRESSING MOOCH JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUCK
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IF YOU ARE A FIRE CHEF
I THINK YOU ARE MORE BULLSHIT FROM THE MOVIE THAN THE SERIES
IF YOU WERE A ROBOT I THINK YOU LOOK BETTER THAT WAY
MY SON CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND SOON YOU'LL GET FLAY
I MAY BE WEAK BUT MY BRAIN IS SO STRONG
WHEN CRUELLA CAPTURE YOU YOU'LL SOON BE GONE
[ROLLY]
NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU NEVER GET BETTER
THAT BECAUSE YOU NEVER WIN ALWAYS BEING SUCH A LOSER
JEALOUS OF FLANDERS WELL SUCH ENVY YOU ARE
BEING SCARED OF A BEAR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD
LET ME ASK YOU ONE MORE THING WHILE YOUR ROAMING AROUND
WHY COPY OUR MOVIE FROM YOUR EPISODE NOW
I'LL BITE OFF YOUR DICK AND MAKE YOU CRY
AND I'LL MURDER YOU GOOD AND THEN MAKE YOU DIE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE