"Daddy, I need to go on the pill."
Her father looks up from his cup of coffee and at her. "Why? Are you having sex?"
"Not yet, but I met the man of my dreams today."
"Are you dating?"
"Daddy, we sang together. It's obvious he's my soul mate."
"But, Rayray, does he like you?"
"Of course!"
"Has he told you though?
"Well, he's dating the head cheerleader-"
"The one who's always throwing slushies at you?"
"-but I'm sure he'll quickly realize we're meant to be together. Just like in a Walk To Remember."
"Sweetie, you don't have cancer."
"So?"
He sighs in defeat. "So, tomorrow we'll go to the doctor's and get you on the pill."