Jerry Springer
"Today on the Jerry Springer show..." A voice aired over the T.V., as the camera circled the audience. "Wizard secret love, and wizardly break ups and heart ache."
"I never thought he'd go this low," Harry said to himself, as he was watching T.V..
"Jerry, Jerry..." the crowd shouted as Jerry Springer walked out onto the stage.
"For our first guest today," Jerry Springer said, "Viktor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker."
Krum walked out on stage. Harry put the book he was reading down, and paid more attention to the set.
"Mr. Krum, why did you break up with Hermione Granger?" Jerry asked.
"It was her friends, they never let us alone. I mean, even after the second task in the TriWizard tournament, she cared more about them then me."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because, she rushed to greet them, and not me." he said sourly.
"Well, Mr. Krum, we have a surprise guest for you, Miss Hermione Granger please step up."
Hermione walked out, and was met with boos, and shouts. She sat down, and seemed no to care.
Harry dropped the butter beer bottle he was about to open, and it shattered on the floor.
"Miss Granger, why didn't you pay your boyfriend, Mr. Krum more attention?"
"Because, he's a lying, cheating, son of a..."
"What are you talking about?" Krum bellowed as he jumped up.
"I mean, the talking tea cup that I transfigured you, out os a grain of salt. Catching you with Cho Chang..."
But Hermione was cut off, when someone jumped up out of the audience, and yelled to Hermione, "Dump the Bulgarian, and KISS me I'm Irish!!"
She turned around, and saw who it was, it was Bill Weasley. "Shut up Bill, and leave me alone"
Bill sat down, "fine, let's do eveything you wanna do!"
Hermione turned back to Krum, What about the time I cought you and Ginny Weasley, in the bushes?"
"I know Yo soy muy aburrido. B-but Hermione, I love you,"
"Oh pulease, all you wanted was these!!" Hermione ripped open her cloak revealing her feminine figure, and Krum began to drool.
"We now must cut to a break!" Jerry said.
"Today on the Jerry Springer show..." A voice aired over the T.V., as the camera circled the audience. "Wizard secret love, and wizardly break ups and heart ache."
"I never thought he'd go this low," Harry said to himself, as he was watching T.V..
"Jerry, Jerry..." the crowd shouted as Jerry Springer walked out onto the stage.
"For our first guest today," Jerry Springer said, "Viktor Krum, the Bulgarian Seeker."
Krum walked out on stage. Harry put the book he was reading down, and paid more attention to the set.
"Mr. Krum, why did you break up with Hermione Granger?" Jerry asked.
"It was her friends, they never let us alone. I mean, even after the second task in the TriWizard tournament, she cared more about them then me."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because, she rushed to greet them, and not me." he said sourly.
"Well, Mr. Krum, we have a surprise guest for you, Miss Hermione Granger please step up."
Hermione walked out, and was met with boos, and shouts. She sat down, and seemed no to care.
Harry dropped the butter beer bottle he was about to open, and it shattered on the floor.
"Miss Granger, why didn't you pay your boyfriend, Mr. Krum more attention?"
"Because, he's a lying, cheating, son of a..."
"What are you talking about?" Krum bellowed as he jumped up.
"I mean, the talking tea cup that I transfigured you, out os a grain of salt. Catching you with Cho Chang..."
But Hermione was cut off, when someone jumped up out of the audience, and yelled to Hermione, "Dump the Bulgarian, and KISS me I'm Irish!!"
She turned around, and saw who it was, it was Bill Weasley. "Shut up Bill, and leave me alone"
Bill sat down, "fine, let's do eveything you wanna do!"
Hermione turned back to Krum, What about the time I cought you and Ginny Weasley, in the bushes?"
"I know Yo soy muy aburrido. B-but Hermione, I love you,"
"Oh pulease, all you wanted was these!!" Hermione ripped open her cloak revealing her feminine figure, and Krum began to drool.
"We now must cut to a break!" Jerry said.