Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

This is a sequel to my "Daily Clouds" Today, Itachi will become a rapper, Hidan and Kakuzo will star on more problems, Deidara and Danna will have their on dramas too, and Madara will try to get some luck with the ladies.

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-"EVERYONE, MEETING!"- screamed Pein. The clock marked 6:30. All the Akatsuki slowly dragged to the living room. Zetsu was wearing a green pyjama. Konan was wearing a light blue night shirt that let all at sight. Sasori was hearing Suna boxers and Deidara a robe. Tobi was wearing his "Bob, the builder" pyjama, Itachi was wearing a black and red robe and scrolls to curly his hair, Kisame was wearing his "Little Mermaid" pyjama, Kakuzo his pyjama with the money symbols and Hidan…erm…well we could said he was wearing his birthday suit.

-"Very well, after the currents events who took place here in the Akatsuki, nominating, Several fights with the Catholic church, Deidara almost blowing up half of the house…and Sasori, and Itachi blow up the other half of the house with his Amaretsu, I decided to take you all in vacation"

-"URRRRRRAY!"

-"NOOOOO! VACATION ARE EVIL! THEY ARE GONNA RAPE YOUR WIFES AND KILL YOUR CHILDREN!"

-"Thank you for your opinion, Kakuzo. Now, our flight leaves at 12:00, so start packing.

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After all things packing, and Pein convinced Konan, Itachi, Deidara and Hidan that they didn't need all 17 bags, they all sat down in the sofa to hear the leader

-"Okay, before we leave, there is a couple of rules that I want to you guys, girls, avengers, puppets, terrorists, Jashinints and plants to follow:

1º- When we get to California, we all gonna travel in duos.

2º- Don't swear out loud, in Churches or next to old ladies

3º- Don't steal anything

4º- Don't free the fishes at Zoo marine

5º- Don't go near by Zoo marine, we all know at happened last time

6º- Do not mention the Vegas accident

7º- Do not "avenge" random people, saying that they are lack hatred

8º- Do not botter me or Konan

9º- Do not blow up things

10º- Especially important buildings

11º- Do not turn random people into puppets

12º- Have fun

13º- Having fun does not mean do everything above

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~Meanwhile, inside Tobi´s head~

-"Vacation, oh Madara, this is gonna be fun! Yo, Obito?"

-"What?"

-"Its time to go pimpin´!"
-"No way! You know what happened in Vegas"

-"Fine"

-"Just wake me up if Tobi gets himself a lady, okay?"

-"…"

-"…"

-"HAHAHHAHAHHAAH"

-"HAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

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The bus trip was calm. Sasori and Deidara sat down with Zetsu(s) talking about food, Itachi talked about his family to Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzo scared the old ladies in the street, Tobi played with his My little Pony, and Pein and Konan talked about rain.

-"Everyone, I think we got to stop for gas"- said one of Pein´s bodies that were driving. Everyone got out of the car while Konan teach Pein how to put gas on the car.

-"Pein-sama, Tobi needs to pee-pee"- said Tobi

-"Just go to the bathroom I think Deidara is there"

Tobi got to the bathroom and started peeing. He was still very nervous with the idea of peeing alone.

-"W-What are you doing?"- giggled a voice from behind one of the bathroom compartments

-"What looks like i´m doing"- said another voice from behind the same compartment

-"W-Oh"- the voice vanished in a moan. Tobi got scared and ran away.

-"PEIN-SAMA! There are people doing oh-oh´s in the bathroom"- said Tobi. Pein walked to the bathroom, and saw Deidara and Sasori walking out of the bathroom.

-"Oh…oh…OH!"

-"Hey, Kisame, did you ever taste this candy before?"- said Itachi

-"Yeah, those taste like shit, dude!"
-"I think so"

-"Lets go get some more"

-"Yeah"- Itachi and Kisame got to the store to buy more ointment.

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After the bus trip, they got to the airport.

-"Hey, where´s Hidan and Kakuzo?"- asked Konan, while entering the plain.

-"I don't know"- Pein took his seat next to Konan. In that moment, Kakuzo and Hidan ran for the plan and locked the door. Their were only in boxers

-"Don't ask"

-"Danna, did you ever "make it" in a plain bathroom"- Deidara smiled at Sasori. Sasori smiled back and both ran to write "You Momma´s" jokes on the bathroom door.

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After Itachi almost blowing up the plain, The Akatsuki got to California

-"Welcome to California"- said Pein

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