EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
KION
VS
LUCKY
BEGIN
[KION]
OH HEY THERE LUCKY YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL
ALL THE TIME YOU SUCK WHILE YOU'RE AT SCHOOL
NEVER EVEN GIVE A SHIT WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A BONEHEAD
AFTER BEING FREAK OUT THINKING YOU ALMOST WENT TO DEAD
YOUR ANIMATED SHOW IS LIKE AN ANIME
YOU FUCKED UP TWO TONE NOT KNOWING SHE IS YOUR SIBLING
I USE THE ROAR OF THE ELDER YOU JUST USE YOUR CLAWS AND TEETH
YOU CAN'T FIGHT BACK WITH CADPIG SPOT AND ROLLY
[LUCKY]
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP KION AT LEAST I DON'T GO DOWN
I CAN BEAT CRUELLA AND MAKE HER FUCKING FROWN
I AM THE BEST DALMATIANS ACROSS THE WHOLE SERIES
ALL YOU DO IS USE THE ROAR AND RAPE JASIRI
GODDAMN YOUR ROAR YOU ALMOST DESTROY NALA
YOU WEREN'T IN THE SECOND MOVIE ALONG WITH YOU AND KIARA
YOU MIGHT'VE COMMITTED ADULTRY WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ALL THE GIRLS
YOU'RE THE WORST LION GUARD ALL OVER THE WORLD
[KION]
OH SHUT THE HELL UP AND LOOK WHO IS TALKING
I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE ALSO COMMITTING ADULTRY
I BETTER SHIP YOU OFF WITH YOU AND REBECCA
SO YOU'LL LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE CAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK
SO LET ME ASK YOU ONE THING WHEN YOU WANT TO BE A MAYOR
WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUN IT IF YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR
YOU JUST LIE AROUND ALL DAY EATING DOGGIE FOOD
WATCHING THUNDERBOLT IS SO SHITTY AS POOP
[LUCKY]
OH YOU THINK I LIE AROUND WELL LOOK WHO'S COMPLAINING
AFTER SIMBA ASK YOU GET LIONS ONLY NOT RANDOMLY
YOU THINK I'M NOT BEING FAIR WELL YOUR SISTER KIARA IS WORST
THINKING SHE WAS A QUEEN AS YOU WERE A PERVERT
I ONLY MET REBECCA ONE TIME IN THE SHOW
THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M MAYOR TO MAKE THE LAWS THAT SHOWS
SO ANIMALS CAN WHISTLE AND SAY THE WORD BACON
AND WATCH TV AND YOU GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE