this might not be good but this is my first fic so hope you enjoy :)

Cosmo You Idiot

One bright morning in Timmy Turner's house, Cosmo and Timmy were ready to play. Poof and Wanda in there castle sleeping.

Cosmo: I'm bored

Timmy: Me to . What should we do today Cosmo?

Cosmo: Lets have a goat race

Timmy: No Wanda took them away yesterday L

Cosmo: Stupid Wanda lets us have no fun

Wanda: I heard that [as she popped out of the castle followed by poof]

Cosmo: Heard what , wait what were we talking about

Wanda: nothing, nothing at all dear

Cosmo: Ok . . . Now what

Timmy: I know we can go swimming in the bath tub

Cosmo: Ok

Wanda: Be careful

T and C: yeah , yeah

As they go in to the bathroom. Cosmo shuts and locks the door.

Timmy: Oh yeah, I forgot my bathing suit

Wanda: I am going to the store with poof

Poof: poof, poof

As Timmy turns the door knob it does not open

Wanda: Bye, bye

Poof: poof ,poof

C and T: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy: you had to lock the door didn't you

Cosmo: well I didn't want your dad walking in

Timmy: good point

Cosmo: so were stuck

Timmy: yep

Cosmo: aw, I have a burrito in the microwave

Timmy: a fire ball burrito

Cosmo : well at least were in a bathroom

Timmy: yeah very funny now I have a idea

Cosmo: what , what is it

Timmy: remember that time I went in the TV how I got the bazooka

Cosmo: yeah but that is in your closet

Timmy: no its not I never leave my room without it . Fire in the hole

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cosmo: did it work

Timmy: of course it did

Cosmo: no it didn't remember you wished the door was iron because of your dad always coming in without knocking

Timmy: Oh yeah, snap… back to the drawing board.

Cosmo: Awwww

Timmy: Stand back, here it goes…. Why didn't it cut through?

Cosmo: Vickey…

They do all they can do. They're exhausted after trying so hard.

Timmy: Now what? ……Butterflies?

Cosmo: Worth a try (poof!)

They hear the door fall with a slam onto the floor. Their mouths hang wide open.

Timmy: Wait! You poofed that up.

Cosmo: yeah why?

Timmy: you could've poofed us out.

Cosmo: Oh yeah.

Timmy: COSMO YOU IDIOT!