"What do ya' want Soul?"
"Oh nothing Maka, just wanted to hang out with an un-cool person to show off how cool I am."
"Un-cool? Pssh, how could a thick headed dope like you think I'm that un-cool?"
"Well, you're smart for one. Cool people are not smart."
"You can become smart if you actually read a book, Soul."
"What's a book?"
"Stop joking around. Not reading books could seriously damage your grades. That's why I take time to LEARN."
"Fine Ms. Smarty pants, let's test your knowledge."
"No Soul, I do not know how many mayonnaise bottles you can eat."
"I didn't ask that."
"But you were going to say it."
"So?"
"Just ask a REAL question for once."
"Okay then, since this is a garden, what's that flower?"
"Lilly."
"That one?"
"Rose."
"That was too easy. That one?"
"Cherry blossom."
"That one over there."
"Ageratum houstonim."
"What the hell is that?"
"What do you think?! A flower."
"Okay then, that one!"
"Freesia."
"That one."
"Iris."
"That one next to iris."
"Paeonia."
"Hehe, that one."
"You're pointing to my chest Soul."
"Oh really? I thought it was a moon flower."
"MAKA CHOP!"
"OW! What was that for?!"
"Moon flowers are extremely hard to grow! Some never blossom!"
"Okay, okay, I'll stop with the 'flat chested' jokes."
"Good."
"Err, that one."
"Chrysanthemum."
"How do you even say that?"
"Chrysanthemum…"
"Chrysa-bla-bla-bla?"
"…Ah, no."
"Then what's two times two?"
"Four."
"No, that's two plus two."
"You are such a dunce."
"I was just kidding!"
"Oh, like you were just kidding when you set all of my clothes on fire?!"
"Yes. Exactly."
"Grrrr…"
"Hey, don't growl! That's not very nice."
"Pssh, you're not very nice either."
"That's cruel."
"Your mama.
"Oh, smart with the come backs to, aren't we?"
"No, only me."
"Ouch."
"Yeah, yeah, we all know I'm smart."
"Then what is 123,412,098 times 2?"
"246,824,196"
"…Okay, I think we know you're smart."
"I knew you'd give in."
"Hey, just because you're smart doesn't mean that you're not clumsy!"
"What? I am not-"
Trips over random rock.
"Ow."
"Hahahaaa! See? Clumsy!"
"Shut up and help me up."
"What if I don't wanna?"
"Makaaaaaa… CHOP!"
"OW."
"Yeah, that's what you get for being stupid."
"Rawr."
"Rawr means I love you in dinosaur."
"RAWR."
"If you want to say it, say it in Japanese please."
"…"
"Hehehe, I got you."
"Oh well."
"WAIT, GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME UP!"
WHAA! Thank you infidelityONcrank for letting me post this up! Please everyone, go visit her original one- A Day at the Beach. Thanks again!